Ali
Colombo, Sri Lanka
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
alanh69
Woodward, United States
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Anonymous
Chill out, dudebro
Today, my hair is so long hair that it touches my shoulders now. My father attempted to bribe me into cutting my hair several times. I'm 30. FML
Anonymous
Mumbai, India
Haircut, haircuuuut
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
queenmabby
Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
missedout
York, United States
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You're lucky to live in a time where wearing caps all the time is fashionable. Back in the day, wearing a cap indoors screamed "Bad haircut!"
runswithlions 3
If he's cut hair before and yours was just a screw up, then that really sucks. If he had no experience cutting hair and you were aware of that, then it's kinda on you. But hey, hair extentions for the mean time might be a good solution :)
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RichardPencil 32
You're lucky to live in a time where wearing caps all the time is fashionable. Back in the day, wearing a cap indoors screamed "Bad haircut!"
darshini_ii 24
Get a cap that has false hair attached to it. There's going to be some really fun days ahead.
runswithlions 3
If he's cut hair before and yours was just a screw up, then that really sucks. If he had no experience cutting hair and you were aware of that, then it's kinda on you. But hey, hair extentions for the mean time might be a good solution :)
worldclassrager 41
Is you dad tiki barber?
young_stud 14
I know the feeling. There was a time I tried to cut myself into a cool style. I ended up having to wear hair gel for everyday for like two weeks to hide how weird it looked, until my hair grew back enough that it looked back to normal. Never again.
dabomsht123 3
What are you like 8? U still have your dad cut your hair
Arashikage 18
Do you realize how stupid that sounds? You do know they're people out there that get paid for cutting hair
thatslifeiguess7 16
Um why? really a beauty school us cheap and I hope your a girl
GhostFox 34
People at beauty schools are students and thus more likely to mess up in BIG ways, free is cheaper than "cheap," and it sounds like you somehow think men never need hair cuts. Or, you have such an antiquated viewpoint on the world that you think men can't be fashion conscious.
thatslifeiguess7 16
a guy can go bald for a bit
species4872 20
People probably wouldn't notice these days.
Angel Pennell 5
like everyone always tells me, it'll grow back..
Soham Patankar 9
my mom did that once cut my hair now i am terrified when she holds the siccsor