Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
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Falzou 9
Next time fight harder
raizori 10
Why would you cut off an afro in the first place?
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Comments (77)
Falzou 9
Next time fight harder
TheTacoMan 24
I guess you could say: he shaved a lot of money... YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
scooterdude720 19
NOOOOOO
raizori 10
Why would you cut off an afro in the first place?
MrSassypants 34
Seriously. Afros have become an endangered species, OP, and they're so beautiful and majestic. You can't do that to them! YOU JUST CAN NOT!
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"You mess with the fro, you gotta go." -Undercover Brother
purrypie 9
Can I just hug you right now. You sir, just made my night.
Tonka2203 7
did you know your friend couldn't cut your hair properly? I could never trust someone like that... but that's just me
Ch_rae5 19
i let my friend cut my hair once, she was a certified hair hairdresser but failed to mention that she had been only working there one day......my hair turned out to look like my old barbie's hair after i was done playibg "hairdresser".
Pleonasm 36
At least you can act gangster and say you lost it in a turf war.
sammyjanette 17
Act gangster? Turf war? What does an afro or lack thereof have to do with either of those things?
Pleonasm 36
"Turf" as in lawn, "acting gangster" as in bragging rights and a loose association between gangsters and afros.
EvilLittleMan 23
Would that be an afro turf war ?
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Hmm, never seen people with afros to be particularly bellicose/territorial.
JMichael 26
Always get it done professionally
Everyday_Galaxy 14
It's better than getting in a fight with a wood chipper.
AutumnMasquerade 12
No one ever wins when there's a Wood chipper involved.
TheTacoMan 24
My great grandpappi survived a wood chipper once, then the sand blaster got him •-•
sammyjanette 17
Fros are awesome! Maybe that was the fro's way of telling you that you should never cut it.
mattrd_fml 31
Just be badass and tell people you won the fight with the mower. they can be dangerous!
gracehi 33
"Yeah, you should see the lawn mower."
kxxjoejoexxk 8
"He had blades this big"
rememberkids 14
Shaved my head once. I got called "Bobby" for a solid month.
NotsowiseSAGe 12
I've learned to not let friends cut my hair, the hard way.
infected150 27
Yet another reason to never trust friends with anything that has to do with your appearance.