Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Top comments
Melix 31
Well uh next time you should let someone else do it instead of your father.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
After 20 seconds of "*****" and "*****" i would have gone to my mom and asked her to take me somewhere for that. That's a sign something is going wrong. Sorry about your hair OP
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Comments (69)
Witchylady 18
Why, why, why would you get your dad to cut your hair?
PoisonOrchid 21
Seems like you have two options. Either invest in some new hats or embrace your inner psychopath and enjoy scaring unsuspecting strangers for the new week or so. Best part, whatever you choose, your hair will grow back.
wtfidkwtp 8
At least it grows back!
Jst4kicks 16
**** it. do a max Payne look, grow a beard and wear sunglasses
ceelos97 16
Grow a goatee and try to pull off the walter white look
worldclassrager 41
This would have been better if you were a female Wear a hat that should help until it grows back
ahsanmasood 4
why would you ask your dad to give you a haircut in the first place?
Goblin182 27
Yeah, but look at the money you saved on a haircut.
SillyBeanie 8
You asked him to cut it, so either 1) YDI because you knew fully well he didn't know how to cut hair 2) FML because your dad was a hairstylist in the past (or claimed he was) 3) YDI because you may have been too cheap to go get it done or too lazy to go out to do it yourself 4) FML your too busy to go to a hairstylist because of school or work (which I find very hard to believe since my dad worked 3 jobs and found time to go to the barber) -conclusion- It is a YDI and FML, YDI because you should never let someone inexperienced cut your hair and an FML because it kinda sucks how this turned out -Also it's just hair OP it'll grow back so don't worry too much about it just stay hidden for a while
vikky538 29
thankfully he did not shave your eyebrows too..