Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
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boating_guy 33
That's just really ****** up. You deserve appropriate compensation and he deserves to get fined or thrown in jail or something. Too bad kicking his ass would land you there instead
MidnaLink 35
Quitting or not, I'd kick his ass and get him fired!
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Comments (56)
boating_guy 33
That's just really ****** up. You deserve appropriate compensation and he deserves to get fined or thrown in jail or something. Too bad kicking his ass would land you there instead
vikky538 29
all he can get is a wig... hair cut is one thing which you can't get it back once done..you just have to live with that until it grows back..
Mitchellbassists 29
Why would he deserve to be thrown in jail? That is a little harsh.
the_real_dvd 21
IMO, there are some things worth spending the night in jail for. Kicking this guy's ass definitely qualifies.
slingerslasher 24
In recent news: local barber gets jail time for giving terrible haircut. Details at 10
cakefete2 31
We were going to cover the barber, but like the hairstyle that landed him in prison, we decided to "cut it short". Back to you in the studios, Jim.
Horsempeg 25
So if you messed up at your job would you deserve to be thrown in jail? I agree it will suck for OP to grow back, and it wasn't professional for the stylist to do that, but it is definitely not worth being sued over.
blakeyboy22 12
So if a doctor purposefully messes up they can be fined, face jail time and get their license to practice medicine revoked. If a school teacher purposefully teacher a class the wrong information they'll most likely face probation from the district. What happens to a barber who purposefully ruined a clients hair... Nothing? Something should be done, maybe not jail but definitely taken further than reprimanding from an employer
brandoneyez1 25
I would have kicked his ass. Point blank. People have to work, or go to school and this barber had no regard for how OP looks. His pay should be cut, op should be compensated, and OP should have kicked his ass. I think OP could have called the cops.
Ichiya 29
If it was a guy use a straight razor blindfolded to manscape for him.
slackerjoe 22
I believe that could be classified as some sort of battery, or assault, especially in Florida. lol, You should have ''stood your ground''.
Daelynn_17 19
I literally love this comment. Hahaha. I feel like this would be a line from Parks and Recreation. Perd Hapley
Daelynn_17 19
#32 I literally loved that comment. Hahaha. I feel like it would totally be a line from Parks and Recreation. #PerdHapley
MidnaLink 35
Quitting or not, I'd kick his ass and get him fired!
TheLadyOpal 30
I think that's what he wants, though - he's trying to get himself fired.
MidnaLink 35
No. He wants to quit, he can quit. No need to take it out on a defenceless customer.
Kirbyrocket 3
He was already quitting in the first place so there's not much to really fire from.
MrValeska 8
? he wants to quit so you would be paying him a favor for gettin him fired
sophiehelen 32
Response to the comments above - you would not be doing him a favour at all. Being fired looks bad on your behalf for future employers, quitting, for the most part, does not
mct_1087 27
Just because he's quitting, doesn't mean he can give you a bad haircut.
hippodankamus 22
I think that's grounds for a lawsuit...? Maybe?
michelle202123 18
emotional distress??
jojomalone55 16
Shave his hair bald right down the middle
cakefete2 31
A reverse Mohawk?
Flaming_Pandas 15
The no-hawk.
Miss_Whipped 43
I lost my shit at 'No-hawk.' Rofl.
T1A2Z3 35
HIMYM?
Ipsum629 13
sue him so badly that he needs to sell his own hair.
Curtis66 19
Hopefully you could have the other hairdressers to fix it for free.
ThatDamHuntress 20
If he cut most of it above the forehead how the hell can other hairdressers fix it?
False_Stupidity 42
Go full crew cut maybe?
CreampuffMcKill 11
**** that! I wouldn't waist another minute in that salon with any other stylist; excluding the time to yell at him and the management!
JettStreams 6
Hair extensions
_kyleG_ 34
Time for a new hairdo... people can be such dickheads
feven 32
Who does that? What happen to having morals?
vikky538 29
please kick his ass.... I would do that for sure if it happens to me...