Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Top comments
Melix 31
Well uh next time you should let someone else do it instead of your father.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
After 20 seconds of "*****" and "*****" i would have gone to my mom and asked her to take me somewhere for that. That's a sign something is going wrong. Sorry about your hair OP
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Comments (69)
Jjtacos 5
unless your Dad is a barber, which he wasn't,Why Did u ask him to cut it? YDI OP!
kwalish_fml 7
The two people you don't even know are pretty courageous to address a psycho !
Sakuraashita 15
Ok, I'm sorry, but unless your dad's a barber or something, you totally deserve it! Why would you ask your dad of all people?
lulinator 40
My dad always cut our hair to save money. He's a farm boy, not a barber, and he always did an amazing job on my hair and my brothers. He's also one of the very few people I know who can braid hair so it's perfectly even.
little_one 20
And that's why you just spend the $20 and go get it done by a professional.
darryaz 9
Better yet, ask your Dad to give you money for the barber.
lulinator 40
What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad one? Three days. Hair grows back, you'll be good. Just maybe stay inside so you don't continue to be confused for a psychopath.
Omniprism 15
I'm sure you don't look like a psychopath. But maybe ask a girl or your mom to cut your hair instead, they're a bit more delicate I think when it comes to something like that.
Criminallylnsane 13
You should've responded: "I have cancer"
Rachel170 9
Just saw you have cancer
sousaphonist 14
Could be worse...you could look like you're on chemo...