Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Top comments
Melix 31
Well uh next time you should let someone else do it instead of your father.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
After 20 seconds of "*****" and "*****" i would have gone to my mom and asked her to take me somewhere for that. That's a sign something is going wrong. Sorry about your hair OP
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Melix 31
Well uh next time you should let someone else do it instead of your father.
nchic01 17
yeah why would anyone int heir right mind ask their dad to cut their hair. i would rather do it myself.
Soviet_American 29
it could be worse, you could look like Voldemort from Harry Potter.
RedPillSucks 33
Some dads are actually able to do a good job
wtfomfgfml 14
The same thing happened to me a few years ago, my dad was cutting my hair and he messed up slightly. Next thing I know, he has shaved all my hair off. I was literally bald. To make things worse, I was going on holiday the next day. For a whole week, I wore a cap (hat) to cover up what he had done to me.
mz135 12
True dat
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
After 20 seconds of "*****" and "*****" i would have gone to my mom and asked her to take me somewhere for that. That's a sign something is going wrong. Sorry about your hair OP
mdc1 8
Last time I let a family member cut my hair I contemplated going bald. I guess your father just saved you the trouble of deciding!
brookenicolee29 27
Use a sharpie. Your hair will look real, I promise.
iLike2Teabag 27
He should draw himself some Homer Simpson hair.
enu_vastanii__ 9
Sounds like you've already tried it haha
strike2867 13
Reminds me of that spray on hair people thought would look normal.
AmethystOcean 7
too funny #3 definitely made me giggle
Michael903 18
20 minutes after starting with the Sharpie, "****! That shit didn't work either!"
tonyfan00 38
Consider repaying the favor when he's asleep. Might be best to use a razor, but eh....
leopardwilliam 22
How hard is it to give a buzzcut? Assuming that's what you were originally getting
Googolman 29
And why exactly would you assume that he wanted to get a buzz cut, out of all the hairstyles that exist?
Wilffe56 9
As a prank you should totally do the same to your dad... That is if he's the kinda guy you can joke with like that.... and if he's not already bald. I feel like I'm terrible at commenting. XD
BassinBoy14 13
From the 20 minutes of "*****" and "*****", he doesn't seek like a very playful guy..
Brandi_Faith 34
Just a hint 6, but there's no need to second-guess yourself in your comment. If you add "this comment probably sucks" or something similar then people will automatically vote you down. Just write a comment of what you think and leave it at that. Sometimes comments get voted up and are great, other times they get voted down, no big deal. We've all had some crappy comments that got voted down, or written something the majority disagreed with. Just relax and have fun! :)
Wilffe56 9
As a prank you should totally do the same to your dad... That is if he's the kinda guy you can joke with like that.... and if he's not already bald. I feel like I'm terrible at commenting. XD
Rizzen 27
dude that happened yo my brother once, but look on the bright side, hair grows back
klm2purple 18
You could always invest in wigs...
nevergetsfirst 11
"this one kinda makes you look like a medieval warrior"
IJG2000 16
Yikes! I feel so bad, I can imagine how that must feel to have strangers have to confront you. I guess you're going to a barber from now on huh?