Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my father lectured me on the “sanctity of marriage” while his third wife bawled in the corner. I'm just gay, not a raging cunt. FML
Today, my friend, who is gay, announced that he's getting married. I implored him to not invite my parents and (especially) my grandma, for reasons that I'm sure you can figure out, but he did anyway. Long story short, he's inconsolable. What excellent parents I have. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
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NopeFuckThat 7
At least your wife found it funny :) congratulations on your wedding!
Nilorak 24
And the award for the best father goes to.
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Comments (105)
Itsadisaster 13
At least your wife wasn't too bothered by it. Honestly I'm a little disgusted by some of the comments here. Yes, what your dad said is wrong, no doubt about that, but advocating cutting your dad out of your life over it? Mine makes similar comments and racist comments, but at the same time he supports marriage equality and works for a human rights organization... Some people are just odd. :) He's your dad, you're stuck with him.
albertozeta_fml 9
I think that basically, your father denies his homosexuality.
kingdomgirl94 29
Feelings are gay. Except anger. Anger's manly. **** feelings. No ****.
RedPillSucks 33
That's great until feelings **** back.
MrConcise 35
Feelings and sharing are feminine to insecure macho men. And if you're a feminine man, you might as well be a **** to them.
vikky538 29
even though you dad is rude... its actually funny timing and your wife got it well...
telli164 30
It sucks your dad didn't even bother to come to your wedding OP. That's a **** thing to do.
FrozenMusic 26
This kinda made me sad
sartrow 8
I'm sure he didn't just turn into an Asshole, you just need to stop trying to please him, when you act like you don't care about what that idiot thinks, that's when he will start treating you with respect, your wife hates the way you try to please him, that's why she laughed so hard, because you look pathetic kissing his ass! MAN UP!
PresidentNorth 16
Reverse psychology? is that what we're getting at?
RedPillSucks 33
What the hell? How is asking his dad if he wants to see photos kissing his ass? It was a simple question. Instead of just saying "No, I'd rather not", OPs dad when full retard.
Arzenal 8
At least she's gotta sense of humor
Lil_Red777 21
I don't see how wanting to sharing an important event in your life with your father is feminine. It's really not.
type1diabetic 12
Haha! That does suck. Don't worry, your wife probably just has a great sense of humour and didn't take it seriously. :)