Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Why did you just sit there?!
RBntM 10
Please tell me you broke up with him?
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Why did you just sit there?!
StillUsesMyspace 22
Should have done jumping jacks. Or hung up, both good options.
Dthsapprntc 23
OP was probably in shock over the fact that her boyfriend could be so horribly stupid. This is like one of those train wreck situatuons, you know you should do something, but for some reason you just can't look away.
Verst 16
When something shocking actually happens, some people just freeze and stare. No matter what they say they would do if it were to happen.
lil_ham1644 29
That would be being in shock, as 24 said
bellebe1998 16
Wtf. How could someone be so stupid? I'm so sorry. But remember, what goes around comes around.
Narwhal23 10
#83 if you're talking about OP, you're a dumbass
Clay_Pidgeon 11
#91. You dumbass, of course she was talking about the boyfriend.
incoherentrmblr 22
Not that i'm for it, but was he at least off screen?
smc3106 25
It's possible that he did it on purpose because, who knows? It may just be that OP is a terrible gf. If not, then yeah, he's just an idiot.
kirbinowski 2
Yeah at least ********** or something
RBntM 10
Please tell me you broke up with him?
randomguy123451 4
Yah op dump that guy, what a dick
mohamed_H 21
What a douche bag ! Dump his ass
Nilorak 24
Why not dump all of him?
hesmith63 2
Or even better, TAKE a dump on him... like a boss
Nilorak 24
Why didn't you hang up?
nellbell414 13
She wanted to see if he actually got the date! Lol
chosha_fml 27
#4 I'd definitely stick around long enough to say, 'you're kidding, right?' And to see the look on the dumbass' face when he realised he'd been acting like I was in hold.
Narwhal23 10
Wrong reply
TheDog6 24
She was getting some ideas for the future!
lex1459 38
I hope he's now your ex boyfriend.
TJStarzZ 8
Since he's cheating on you, FYL Since you sat there and let it happen, YDI.
oreyoes 15
There is no proof that the bf was cheating on op. It could have been a gal-friend of his who were close who planned a date to hangout with each other, but the problem is, is that op was conpletely neglected by her bf.
Nilorak 24
Well she could have said something or hang up.
cwaziemamma 16
#12 I commend you for putting a positive thought to this situation... If that is the case, she should be happy that he trusted her enough to hear that he was making plans with another girl infront of her... Cuz he certainly could have hid his friendship.... Growing up ALL my friends were males, and they occasionally had to explain that we were only friends
ninety 25
If he trusted her enough to see him make plans with a girl "friend" he should have trusted her enough to tell her about this girl "friend" to begin with.
AloysiusWeasley 15
THAT. Are there people your guy isn't introducing you to that are clearly part of his life? Nothing good is being done with those people.
Mynamewontfi 40
I hope you mean ex-boyfriend.
listner1 9
The comment we were all waiting for!
cryssycakesx3 23
waiting since the first person said it...
Eltobak 13
It would be interesting to hear him explaining himself out of that situation
keirookami 11
"oh you see I have split personalities and each personality needs a girl friend except my gay personality"
mike7800 8
hello door mat, my name's mike
KingRex 22
Show up at the date and and call him a cheater in front of his date. Now he'll have two ex-girlfriends.
squarecircles 13
And on top of it, make him wear his drink.