Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
1221jamw 11
ring ring ring, banana phone, banana phone
TheDog6 24
Now who would have thought fruit and phones worked so well together...
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Comments (87)
baybkayks 18
Damn
False_Stupidity 42
Must have been trying to call Banana man to help out.
fastman19 20
That's hilarious
LegionRapier61 8
Hey, when fruit calls you better answer.
sarcasmine 19
Ring ring, your boyfriend is a dick head
DedeleMan 21
take a hint XD
EcoAirWarrior 7
You should break off contact with your partner and get yourself a pet instead.You could adopt a dog or a cat from the animal pound or buy a small pet such as a rabbit or hamster, goldfish or a bird like a parakeet, budgerigar or parrot. You could even a reptile like a snake or a Lizard.
Murilirum 23
Banana for bail.
chaseafterwind82 29
Lol, do the same thing when he next asks for sex!
RubX 13
He has some serious monkey business going on.