Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Did he bring anything back for you, like a latte, a Frappuccino or chlamydia?
Win 9
Wow. Some people really have no sense of responsibility, maturity or loyalty. I’m sorry OP. Although it isn’t what will make things better, I’m glad that you are not with someone who has those traits. You deserve better than someone who disrespects you. If people are unhappy and want to date someone else, they could have the courtesy and responsibility to “break up” first. Cheating is just disgusting.
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
Did he bring anything back for you, like a latte, a Frappuccino or chlamydia?
John Nemeth 14
What size Chlamydia? Demi, short, tall, grand, venti or Trenta?
RichardPencil 32
A venti Chlamydia with chocolate shavings and a little yeast sprinkled on top.
Charlie Given 28
LMFAO 🤣😂 I almost choked on my coffee
Win 9
Wow. Some people really have no sense of responsibility, maturity or loyalty. I’m sorry OP. Although it isn’t what will make things better, I’m glad that you are not with someone who has those traits. You deserve better than someone who disrespects you. If people are unhappy and want to date someone else, they could have the courtesy and responsibility to “break up” first. Cheating is just disgusting.
Brian Brown_512904633 10
I hope you changed the locks before he came home.
DLBL 23
Are you sure he's your boyfriend? Did HE know that? Regardless, sorry to hear this story.