Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
1221jamw 11
ring ring ring, banana phone, banana phone
TheDog6 24
Now who would have thought fruit and phones worked so well together...
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Comments (87)
wanted_2_want 40
Dang! He went bananas with your idea... Well..the wrong kind of bananas anyway
that_one_guy423 11
Well that's not very nice. Maybe he was having a bad day?
whitnayfortooh 29
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE! boo ba doo ba doop! no but for real dump his ass you deserve better!
Fr0gs 15
Wtf?
whitnayfortooh 29
it's a song...Jesus Christ.
TigranPet 24
I think the reply was towards the second half of your comment
Incognico 22
Take a black berry and pretend to send him a message
EminemIsDemBoss 9
wtf, its a pitty for you
engineerosaurus 26
What an asshole.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Relax everyone. Of course he went on a date with her. He was teasing her. Everyone fails to see the hilarity in his impromptu sketch, as if a scene right out of Family Guy.
Xion0014 20
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone.
vikky538 29
May be he likes bananas or Minions
worldclassrager 41
He wants to get smoothies with you...he'll call you tomorrow to get it set