Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Just a friend
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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1221jamw 11
ring ring ring, banana phone, banana phone
TheDog6 24
Now who would have thought fruit and phones worked so well together...
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Comments (87)
DrummerWS 23
Think you need to find a new boyfriend
1dvs_bstd 41
Geez, there's absolutely no way that that's a ******* terrible and harsh over the top reaction.
MDoremis 38
And an extremely worn out response.
classicsparkles 17
What if he just didn't have the cash to spare that evening? This may warrant a response from OP, did you offer to take him out, split the check, or did you want him to foot the bill?"
1dvs_bstd 41
#9, it's fml. It's either a cliche, overused comment or a stupid, lame pun or sympathy. People are so afraid of getting downvoted into oblivion that they're just sticking to the formula.
MrSassypants 34
Then they should realize restating the same joke, phrase, or sentence usually gets down voted more than mediocre comments.
tdawg91 17
Personally I would have just picked up a banana a sucked seductively on it to **** with him but that's just me
DrummerWS 23
apologies... I meant 'first'
TheDog6 24
Now who would have thought fruit and phones worked so well together...
Miss_Whipped 43
All I think of is Apple iPhones. Ugh.
Indiantrolledd 16
So you like to be with a guy with no sense of humor whatsoever?
1221jamw 11
ring ring ring, banana phone, banana phone
iT_Cereal 25
I'm a Korean
QuaDECH 13
@33 Congrats?
Sonofdeath 4
baahahaaha
xDeadlyBlade99x 9
#33 and I like my Chinese food cooked right. Funny how no one got the song lol.
SiraSiemens 21
i walk up to the police in detroit city
Sora_McKain 36
I've got this feeling, it's apeeling, for us to get together and sing, SING. Ring, ring, ring ring, banana phone. Ding ding ding dong ding dong ding, donana phone.
heyitslogan 16
Please tell me he's not your boyfriend anymore
abhi95 31
Would you end a relationship just because of that if you were in OP's place?
Krypt1c 11
Based on her response I'm going to assume a yes
heyitslogan 16
Actually no cause someone w/ that level of maturity wouldn't be my boyfriend in the first place
squinch 16
Because you would know 100% they would never do that when you start dating? What do you, ask them to fill out a questionnaire beforehand? Keep up the optimism, kid.
Morning_fml 22
"I'm dumping you." What...why? "Go talk to that bitch you were talking to in that banana!" Sounds stupid, right? Relax. Have a sense of humour. Live a little.
heyitslogan 16
Dating is the period in which you find out whether you want to be in an actual relationship with someone though..
Devtyro 14
#4 the dudes you date must all be plain as a board if a simple joke makes them to immature for you.
heyitslogan 16
If it were a joke then why is it an fml?
squinch 16
You're in a relationship WHEN you start dating because you're both connected in the act of figuring out if you want to continue to be more than friends. I don't want to condescend you, but the nuances of love and dating are not exactly apparent to teens.
stingray112 24
She already is in a relationship wtf
Devtyro 14
You've obviously never read any of the follow-ups. The people who post these tend to post them A. before the other person involved had time to say it was a joke B. know its a joke but posts it anyways cause it upset them at the time or C. obviously can't see the joke. And in this case the dude picked up a BANANA. Idk about you but I don't think he believes op to be stupid enough to think that was a real phone call.
heyitslogan 16
#34 yeah I do understand what you're saying, dating for me and my peers is different from dating in older ages.. I guess the older you get the more you tend to work things out, probably why high school relationships don't last long hahaha
vampire623 6
look at her she a lil 16yo that thinks get shit don't stink
Yazoo77 16
Some high school relationships work, the most that don't are because teens are constantly changing mentally, and some physically.
heyitslogan 16
Honestly only about 5% of high school relationships end up lasting more than 4 years though
steveo493 5
man is ******* brilliant if you ask me, i wouldn't date anyone who wouldn't laugh at that
BlueXephos 10
He might not have and/or time for it, try talking to him.
1221jamw 11
I'm so confused about the 'and/or' placement here...
MDoremis 38
I think #6 left out a word. Money and/or time, maybe?
BlueXephos 10
Indeed, sorry for that
ohSNAPyall 27
It sounds like OP did try talking with him.
shewenttojareds 16
Grab the banana and pretend you're gonna suck on it, and then last minute say "HAHA JK, no date no suck" LOL
KingLewisII 34
it must have been an important call from his Nana.
Miss_Whipped 43
I am over here reading the comments with a straight face, but I lost my shit at 'Nana,' haha.
Beckettze 5
Every commenter - "Break up your better hur dur."
FireUnderPantz 8
At least he was creative
xoxoblondee 31
Throw the rest of the bananas at him and say "now you're on a conference call"
ScarredVox92 16
See, this is a proper response. creativity fought with creativity. Instead of "dumping him", hit him with a dose of his own vitamins.