Jess
Jacksonville, United States
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
that one anon
San Diego, United States
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Lukey1028
San Francisco, United States
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
that1summergirl
Canada
Riverdale is a lie
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Anonymous
Kerkrade, Netherlands
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
forever alone
Pawling, United States
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
cmd102
United States
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
chiclet
France
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
grreeatttt
United States
Don't care
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Top comments
stormy0307 16
This is a problem why? Technically you interrupted what he was doing when you called him so he is well within his rights to say I’ll call you back.
julfunky 29
So he should drop everything every time you call?
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Comments (10)
stormy0307 16
This is a problem why? Technically you interrupted what he was doing when you called him so he is well within his rights to say I’ll call you back.
julfunky 29
So he should drop everything every time you call?
mssileas 25
There's creatures who jump at your every whistle and snap, they're called dogs. Most people would have just ignored you if they didn't want to be interrupted, he at least took time to tell you he'd call you right back. Let a guy live.
RichardPencil 32
You need a new boyfriend! One who is smart enough to know how to send nuisance calls straight to voicemail. We have the technology!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Unless it was urgent, give the poor bastard some space.
Memnoc 26
Let me guess.... You called during a crucial moment during his favorite sporting event?
raven_of_azarath 35
I had a boyfriend like this. Any time he called (usually it was 2 or 3 in the morning) and I didn’t answer or I answered and told him I’d call him back or I couldn’t talk long, he threw a fit. Don’t be so controlling; let your boyfriend have some space.
Rusty Armstrong 13
Was he watching Netflix? Or have a DVR/TIVO?
Sarah Emmons_80368934 6
At least he let you know instead of ignoring you
shannon2348 14
And??? I guess I'm missing something here.