Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I figured out that a $40 phone case does not protect your $500 phone from a five year-old throwing it off a fourth story balcony. FML
Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
The blame game
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Never assume
Today, at a family gathering, I gave my toddler my phone to get a moment of peace. After assuring my nosy, judgemental aunt and cousin that I wasn't worried about it because I have dropped it myself numerous times over the last two years, and I trusted the OtterBox phone case it was in, my son dropped and broke it. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Clumsy ass
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I got a Samsung Galaxy and opened the box to see a cracked screen. I showed the clerk and she said I must have dropped it. I hadn't moved since she handed me the box. FML
A tale as old as… well, 2007?
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Top comments
1221jamw 11
Buy him a really old flip phone, or perhaps a Nokia and tell him you agree that the Nokia won't break
Wolfipoo 31
Well that's idiotic that he thinks you should give him a new phone, he's stupid for thinking that wouldn't crack it, your life sucks Op.
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1221jamw 11
Buy him a really old flip phone, or perhaps a Nokia and tell him you agree that the Nokia won't break
SkylineFTW97 25
I had one of those. One of my friends said that it would just break the second I dropped it. How did I prove him wrong? I threw it to the ground, dug up my car keys, and ran it over with my truck. It didn't even scratch it.
ninjahesten 18
had a Nokia 3210, lost it out of My pocket at a tivoli, from a 60ft high it shattered all over the place, went down after my ride was over and clicked everything back together and it still worked :D
Indiantrolledd 16
I had a Motorola Razr V3 from Verizon. That phone was amazing.
Wolfipoo 31
Well that's idiotic that he thinks you should give him a new phone, he's stupid for thinking that wouldn't crack it, your life sucks Op.
hjds4n5 12
He must not really understand the concept of betting.
tiggerlover100 27
Don't buy him a new phone it was his own stupidity that got him where he is.
mds9986 24
No shit
BlueXephos 10
Buy him a landline, let's see how he throws that to a wall.
ThatHorse 15
Well you start by ripping the cord from the wall. Then you gently grab it and throw it. I mean, it seems like a simple concept to throw a phone. Right?
BlueXephos 10
Enjoy ripping a steel cord which stretches ?
DoomSkuller 28
Don't most landline phones have a cable that plugs into the wall to connect to the landline?
shewenttojareds 16
You don't owe him nothing, it's his fault for doing that lol. He needs help
abhi95 31
That's a double negative right there my friend.
teentee401 37
He doesn't owe him nothing...so he owes him something.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
other people said essentially the same thing with the word nothing. people are extra asf sometimes.
1dvs_bstd 41
Kick his phony ass out. Le ****?
Mynamewontfi 40
Well, he's stupid enough to do that to his phone, so I guess he's also too stupid to own up his mistake.
samuelreza 9
smashing
MDoremis 38
You owe him nothing for him acting on his own stupidity.