Today, I received a text from my girlfriend's female best friend that they have been dating for the last month. This was the week of our one year anniversary, and my birthday. We just moved into a duplex with my name on the lease. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Better find out if it's true before you do anything irrational. Her girlfriend might not like you very much and wanted to break you guys up.
inappropes 31
If its just your name on the lease, guess who's cheating ass would be gone. Hope that is the case op. sorry man
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inappropes 31
If its just your name on the lease, guess who's cheating ass would be gone. Hope that is the case op. sorry man
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Maybe it's a joke? hopefully she wouldn't do you that dirty.
really_dad? 14
Kick her out. But before you do that, make a nice dinner and then get on one knee. Have her open the box and put a note inside saying "You **** I hope you get Aids from your little buddy. Your things are scattered in the dump. Have a nice day." and when she's gone send a message saying "p.s, I changed the locks."
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Just ask if you can watch them making out. Or even join them.
Lobby_Bee 18
Better find out if it's true before you do anything irrational. Her girlfriend might not like you very much and wanted to break you guys up.
Mungolikecandy 19
Firstly, as others have said, check the situation, as someone saying something does not automatically mean it is true.
rety1 13
If it's your name on the lease, what's the problem? throw your (ex?) GF a bag party. buy a roll of garbage bags, bag up all her crap, change the locks and text her saying that she's homeless now.
alucard724 9
tell her it's all good the more the merrier
jttorkildson 21
I assume the issue with the lease is that, if she is cheating, she will leave and you'll be responsible for paying the rent by yourself. Hopefully, the apartment's not a one bedroom and you can get a kickass roommate.
amarie2009 22
So? Kick her ass out and find a roommate!