Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. My boyfriend of five years panicked and proposed on the spot, thinking I was hinting at something. I just wanted to catch some flowers, but I had to tell him to get a grip without hurting his feelings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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headlock95 3
So you don’t want to marry this man?
Chazzster 32
On my planet, in the USA, everyone knows the tradition that the catcher of the wedding bouquet is the next person to get married. That’s why the bridesmaids try to catch the bouquet. OP, it’s naturally implied that if you were trying to catch the bouquet you wanted to get married. OP if you just like flowers go by a florist shop or your nearest large grocery store’s floral department or ask your boyfriend to get you some flowers.
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Comments (6)
headlock95 3
So you don’t want to marry this man?
JLa22Q 3
if this was plan then damn
EpicOracle 24
I hope you said yes. otherwise if it was me, you won't see me again
Chazzster 32
On my planet, in the USA, everyone knows the tradition that the catcher of the wedding bouquet is the next person to get married. That’s why the bridesmaids try to catch the bouquet. OP, it’s naturally implied that if you were trying to catch the bouquet you wanted to get married. OP if you just like flowers go by a florist shop or your nearest large grocery store’s floral department or ask your boyfriend to get you some flowers.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"And that's the story of how I ****** over your father. And why you're all bastard children."
HouseOfM 8
So I'm guessing you are aware of the tradition , did it anyway and you are surprised he panicked? You are made of stupid.