Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Today, I made the mistake of showing an interest as my boyfriend was playing the new Assassin's Creed. Now I like that he enjoys gaming, but I was not expecting to be given a crash course in Assassin's Creed lore and history all the way back to the first game. It lasted ages. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Why not both?
missababgaga 19
Here's a solution... give him both!
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Comments (158)
theone1andonly 2
I'm a guy. The relationship with my girl doesn't involve sex, and it will stay that way until marriage. I'd rather just HANG OUT with my girl, than play video games. In fact, I'd give up playing video games for good just to spend ONE HOUR HANGING OUT with her. OP, Dump him. He's a disgrace to the human race.
hurley12 30
That's a compliment to you most guys would automatically choose the new game
WumbologyMajor 3
You can only push a man so far.
DusktheKat 12
CASTRATE HIM
Tressa1982 18
yep! waited all night last night for some sex but instead he played the new Xbox one. I got my period today
dtcwithed 12
Don't make him choose... bj while he plays.
worldclassrager 41
Both? A little AA then a little fun afterwords...or a little alpha as **** would work as well
lamana_fml 1
He wasn't crying from indecision, he was crying because he knew you wouldn't like his decision.
Bludmagnus 13
Let's flip this question back at you, young lady. If you were given a choice between brand new top of the line shoes or sex, which would you go for? And no saying "not the same thing".. because it is on a similar level.
CaroAurelia 12
But do you actually have to go out and buy the shoes? Because if you're just giving me the shoes, that takes up a lot less time than a video game. If that's the case I'd just thank the person for the shoes and then bang the crap out of my hypothetical boyfriend.
dickfitzwell6969 7
Id take the sex, Black Flag sucked