RejectRaven
Today, my two year old got out of her crib while I was sleeping and destroyed $700 worth of my makeup from Sephora. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
How d'you think I look so good?
Today, I got home and my wife asked me to help yell at the kids for ruining over £1000 of her makeup supplies. I did an almost double take at the fact I had no idea she had spent over £1000 just on makeup. No wonder we’re always broke the end of the month. FML
Anonymous
And you did it at my birthday dinner
Today, as a makeup influencer, I came home to find my entire makeup collection destroyed. She dumped, stomped, and covered it all in used kitty litter for good measure. My obsessively jealous girlfriend swore I was dressing up for another woman. My collection was worth over $1800. FML
redisnotmycolor
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Skincare routine
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Carolina R-h
Stinky
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Anonymous
Gary, United States
Happy health warning!
Today, I stayed up until 2 a.m. building my daughter's birthday present because I wanted everything to be perfect when she woke up. She opened the little oven door on the toy kitchen, and the whole thing collapsed onto the floor. I found an unopened bag of screws sitting on the table. FML
mommylife
Schaumburg, United States
Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly six minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML
shitface
Australia
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Anonymous
Primitive art
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
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Alup132 22
The real question is, why are you spending $700 on makeup?
acmariner99 25
I sympathize and yet I don’t. I have a toddler so I know about this particular force of nature. I also know that when she gets into things, its usually my fault for not locking it up or laying down the law.
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Alup132 22
The real question is, why are you spending $700 on makeup?
Nikki K 10
it's possible she accumulated it over a period time or could even have a job or side gig as a makeup artist.
RebeccaMcQ 15
If its their money, so what!!
bottombitch97 6
She’s ugly
alycion 39
We all spend our money on things others would find silly. Over time, it adds up.
Red Swingle 5
they might be either financially sound or it's make up they collected over the years. adds up
Inkoseh 33
It definitely accumulates! Setting aside the fact OP may be a makeup artists ($700 is bare minimum for a makeup artists box though) Eye shadow Palettes range from $20-200 depending on brand. High quality lipsticks range $20-60, Foundations $20-80. We have multiples of foundations for different seasons, Palettes for different colours, Primers, Blushes, Highlighters, Contours, Mascara, and every variety of that kind. So many colours and that doesn't even touch on the Brushes for them all! Higher quality makeup lasts longer and works better. Same reason why you buy higher quality clothes over Walmart brand. If someone lost $700 in clothes, that could range from 20 outfits(cheapo) to 4 outfits (expensive).
STFU01 14
YDI for buying $700 worth of makeup from Sephora !
A Frenchy in Eire 31
Because it's her money and she is free to whatever she likes with it?
Matt Haagensen 11
But Walmart brand is no worse, you’re just paying for the label.
Matt Haagensen 11
Because it’s free speech and people are allowed to question people’s decisions?
Ella_fml 17
Take it as a compliment - Your 2 year old thinks you look beautiful without makeup!
acmariner99 25
I sympathize and yet I don’t. I have a toddler so I know about this particular force of nature. I also know that when she gets into things, its usually my fault for not locking it up or laying down the law.
Inkoseh 33
100% Agree. I have two boys, and all it took was them being able to stand and reach the edge of the counter to know to lock everything away. They are curious, they want everything mommy and daddy uses. Those fancy brushes and boxes holding powders and creams? It's like a magnet for them. I feel bad for OP. That's a lot of makeup gone, and I'm sure a lot of palettes!
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
omg, I'm about to cry for you!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for having $700 worth of makeup. That's more than a monthly house payment for some people.
Inkoseh 33
Good makeup costs money, don't slam on people for choosing what they want to spend money on. It's not $700 a month. An eye shadow palette lasts years, You buy in what new colours or brands you like. Lipsticks, Mascara, Primer, Foundation, Everything adds up. I could say the same for people who buy a Video game monthly. $60 a month for a year is $720.
STFU01 14
If you want quality makeup, it is NOT at Sephora... I'll bet it was laying out all over the place. Should have spent some of that on baby proofing.
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16
My makeup stays in a lock box in the bathroom and it was bought for me by friends and family as gifts
tapdancecolumbia 14
I dunno what happened to my "you deserved it" button (they changed it, but brought it back, now it's gone again?), but you do. You have a 2 yr old and didn't properly store your $700 product. If it was where she could get into it, "but she's in her crib!" or not, you dun goofed.
amberlys2025 9
why is it in the kids reach. if swallowed it could be dangerous..sorry op but you definitely deserved it
Blunt person 16
Serves you right for leaving it where your kid can get to it
toooldforthis 19
I mean, at least your kid is ok, right. Kinda more important
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16
I was happy it wasn’t cleaning supplies which are kept in a cabinet that is completely child proofed
Sarah_360767614 8
You mean she probably destroyed maybe $150 worth of makeup that you bought at Sephora at the incredibly inflated price of $700?