Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Today, I made the mistake of showing an interest as my boyfriend was playing the new Assassin's Creed. Now I like that he enjoys gaming, but I was not expecting to be given a crash course in Assassin's Creed lore and history all the way back to the first game. It lasted ages. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Why not both?
missababgaga 19
Here's a solution... give him both!
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Comments (158)
Daisy_M89 1
Never ever give them a choice if you aren't ready to live with consequences of not being choosen. Btw, have sex while he plays. My fwb and I used to do it all the time while he played COD. Then make him a sammich and get him beer. He'll brag so hard about you his friend's gf's will hate you. ;)
master44ish 3
Hey the games pretty good.
TrueFG 2
Isn't that what doggy style is for? Playing a game AND having sex. Then if you were using any cheat codes, you could be a smartass and say you were cheating behind their back.
Ninjagirl2211 5
...That's actually insanely cute.
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
Wow, that is kind of cute. xD
Kirito_SAO 9
At least you're not like most girls who post similar stories about how they said it was the game or them and instantly became single...
selectiveamnesia 9
I don't blame the guy. Assassin's Creed III is an amazing game.
Bludmagnus 13
I am a fan of many games... but a night of sex is much better than a game... always is.
quackmcquackers 4
I don't blame him that's a sweet game xD
LadyLol_fml 15
hehe me and him are still together! ;D I guess I won! :P