Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, while spacing out about my hot male boss, he called my name for something and I replied, "Yes Daddy?" FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Haha that's funny! Maybe it's something he overheard you telling your girlfriend and thought he'd say it to you to see how you react.
XxSKELETOxX 0
Is your boss Michael Scott?
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Comments (124)
xxxNataliexxx 0
Yum
thekingjoe90 0
i'd tell him to **** off
cactus_fml 0
He was probably joking, chill out.
Badgermx 0
oh come on, It was a joke, perhaps he heard your girlfriend calling you that and he was teasing you for it... or just plain humor
webkinzfreak96 0
Wow that's just...no
Moy_fml 6
Is your boss Michael Jackson?
keilah 4
I assume it was a joke, but jokes like that only work if both people have the same comfort level for it.
fxdxhk90 0
This makes sexual harassment panda very sad.
saucey12 1
awkard
xdevotchkax 0
LMFAO this is not an FML. it's a hilarious moment.