Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I wrote a poem for this guy I am falling for. Before telling him that I wrote it, he read it and then laughed at how "corny and stupid" it was because he would "never date someone who could come up with something that lame." The poem was about how vulnerable he makes me feel. FML
Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML
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Micayla 12
Was her name Taylor Swift?
skip_m 6
Of me you stalk. Now please go take a walk.
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Micayla 12
Was her name Taylor Swift?
MikaykayUnicorn 36
WEEEE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE TOGETHER
_parth 20
Woah!! I can only imagine her writing a song about you now. Since you commented about her...
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"I... I'm too fat for you, you're too fat for me...
Sinistra_Blue 12
Roses are red and violets are violet...damnit, how does it go again?
jojj351 12
sounds very familiar
skip_m 6
Of me you stalk. Now please go take a walk.
ClashParody 21
... I bet you really sweep the ladies off their feet.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
3 was just making a funny that corresponded with the fml.. geez people. like I would have liked you if you didnt remind me so much of goo. lol or walk away and never come back..for you will never get in the sack.
queerdragon 20
The sun has rises from her grave, and told the lad, "You must behave." For the moon has seen across the land, what you did with your hand, my Facebook page is not ****, no matter how much you toot your horn. I have seen a child with a larger tool, and everyone knows it in this school so please stopping hanging in my trees sending me bad poetry trying to get in my Math class, saying I have a "yoga ass." Please stop trying far too hard because you are a sack of lard I have taken more attractive ***** so please, stop, this is it. Leave me the **** alone stop calling me at 3 am on the phone stop being such a ******* fool At dawn we duel. --Girl You Will Never Date
clemsi 20
Most epic poem ever...you madam have won the internet.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ha! I know...I'll b forever alone.
Ebolaconflict 11
lol don't get y everyone is hating on 21, she just made a joke
SJParker 13
25- i was waiting for someone to make the poem. I wasn't disappointed.
RodzillaX 30
At least they wrote you a poem. Where as people in most relationships don't write each other poetry.
dawnimus 21
I don't want my boyfriend to write me poetry. I'd find it creepy.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
I'm sorry OP. They're not worth it if they're gonna do that. Keep on swimming!
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Maybe OP is creepy.
Headcrab 29
Sorry op. Other fish in the sea?
fuckedPriceless 17
We will never, ever, ever, get back together.
jw90 18
In this case it'd just be "We will never ever ever, be together.
fakedsincerity 32
at least it was beautiful. roses are red violets are blue I will never go out with you.
kumarina 35
Sorry OP! Time to move on
SweetasCandy0609 28
I actually moderated this one and was hoping it got approved so I could say, I'm sorry OP but just know that karma always kicks also don't let the kids get to you because they are not Worth it.