Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, while spacing out about my hot male boss, he called my name for something and I replied, "Yes Daddy?" FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Haha that's funny! Maybe it's something he overheard you telling your girlfriend and thought he'd say it to you to see how you react.
XxSKELETOxX 0
Is your boss Michael Scott?
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Comments (124)
FD929 0
I can only imagine what pleb's son is gonna turn out like. If I found out you slapped my daughters ass I'd put you in the dirt. You disgust me and most likely disgust your son's girlfriend. Get a clue buddy, you're a perv. All pedophiles should be executed.
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Yay! I'm from Cork too! Virtual high-five!
Emmaa01 5
ohh boo. suck it up.
rednick95 0
pleb u ******* lier go f yourself u pedophile ****
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
I love how most assume you're a guy.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
maybe because of the "by GiWi (man)" right below the FML?
jesbar95 10
It says hes a man. I love how you assume without looking >.>
123kookypoo 10
That's 'cause he is, idiot.
catzrock333 0
GIRLFRIEND'S father. Shes a les.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
"She" is a he.
hurrican_fml 0
That's awesome XD
newmandotcom 6
I'm confused, how is this an FML?
Chixken 6
It's spelled PROBABLY
kaylarachelle10 6
So how do you guys know that the OP is a male? Maybe it's a girl and she is a lesbian.