Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, while spacing out about my hot male boss, he called my name for something and I replied, "Yes Daddy?" FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Haha that's funny! Maybe it's something he overheard you telling your girlfriend and thought he'd say it to you to see how you react.
XxSKELETOxX 0
Is your boss Michael Scott?
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Comments (124)
youthink_fml 0
You probably got the job because he's your girlfriend's father. Stop complaining.
iamelrebel 0
ugh Pleb, have you heard of personal space? I am sure your son's girlfriends act like it's okay, but no young woman likes to be smacked on the ass by a creepy middle aged guy.
silentriot91 0
In all honesty i dont see the problem an how this can constitute as an FML. nothing really bad happened, yes i understand that it is awkwar for your boss/girlfriends father saying something like this, but you shuldn't think this is a really bad thing that happened with your boss. It also sounds like you felt good about hearing the remark because it got you out of a bit of work.
COBRAMORPH 0
Must be nice to not have to worry about losing your job unless you lose your b/gf
Inky_fml 0
Oh dear god, I think I love you cadre.
christijj 0
everyone you know it said my girl friends father right? meaning it was a guy
hazer 3
A raise, a threesome, the admiration of your possible future father-in-law or a possibility for blackmail? I don't see the problem here.
neonraspberrie 0
Pleb, You probably don't know how uncomfortable your son's girlfriend is feeling, I would find that as sexual harassment, and invading privacy. I would seriously ask your son to tell you to stay away from me, or try to forget about it and have him at my house and would never step another foot in your house, no matter how nice that girl is. I would be scared for my life, if a dad whose old enough for his son to have a girlfriend whose obviously older than 15 because if she wasn't she would find that entirely creepy and complain every single minute of the day, was feeling on my ass. That's not a humorous gesture, I'd seriously punch you, or Scream in front of your whole house with your visitors/children/relatives/wife around "GET YOUR MOTHER FXCKING HANDS OFF OF ME AND I AM NOT KIDDING!!!"
lathblade 0
Maybe a certain someone should knock a few of their father's teeth down their throat, and tell them to back the hell off.
lady_gagas_ho 0
SEXUAL HARASSMENT PAN DA
fluropanda 0
lmfao