Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
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littlejacks4 0
"online boyfriend". those were the only two words i paid attention to and just clicked YDI.
trevorus 0
Haven't you seen any of these Dateline things? Online boyfriend, really? What did you expect?
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deaditegirl 0
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YDI for having an "online boyfriend."
BangOut 2
You soo deserve it, you ignorant bi-ya-tch
The_Pleb 0
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omgomgomgomgomg I so totally knew when i was clicking this FML that some witty fml poster would come up with something as clever as... YDI for having an "online boyfriend" FYL O and this is officialy the THIRD comment viewable on this FML..... Someone tell me im wrong? Thankyou
neonokku 0
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This is my favorite FML ever. EVER. You must be ugly
americayay 0
Leave the house. Meet people in person. Date. In that order.
trevorus 0
Haven't you seen any of these Dateline things? Online boyfriend, really? What did you expect?
icedrake523 2
Pedo Bear alert
Cindii 0
LOL Was gonna start singing that famous song by Loverboy "PIG AND ELEPHANT DNA JUST WON'T SPLICE!"
littlejacks4 0
"online boyfriend". those were the only two words i paid attention to and just clicked YDI.
sweetspicegirl 0
Go out and meet someone much more safer and shouldn't you meet him before you call him your BF
kewl92 0
whoa... online bf... you should at least really get to know the person and make sure he is what he says he is before calling him your "boyfriend".. YDI
SweetieLish 0
Tell him that you're working with Dateline NBC and Chris Hansen and plan to have him arrested. That'd be funny.
ParaplegicPony 0
YES! DO THIS! That would be freaking sweet.
aback 5
Hey, at least you found out before you met him somewhere.
mileycyruslvrrrr 0
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hahaha i'm so happy that happened. no offense. haha but i know this guy who only "dates" girls online and i wish he would actually be dating a man. haha but this is so funny. go meet real people. it usually works out better. :)
CrazysNicole 0
Was his name Robbie? Seriously, I talked to a guy named Robbie who claimed he was like 17 a few years ago, and I knew he wasn't. And I finally found out he's about 58 and has kids.