Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
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Quasar55_fml 18
There is no way you didn't deserve it.
braunwynn 5
You're in a place of work, not the local bar it is ALWAYS inappropriate to comment on anything even the slightest bit personal. you totally deserved it for not knowing how to behave at a job.
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Comments (124)
Quasar55_fml 18
There is no way you didn't deserve it.
badbe 0
OP obviously didn't know any better being Canadian and all.
SmallyBigs 9
And I think he meant "an extremely"
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
9- What are you talkin about!? Do you have any education? Being Canadian and all.. Reallyy??? Explain to me why you think Canadian don't know any better? because to me, obviously YOU are the one who don't know any better!!! I truly hate people like you who talk shit and disrespect any other country only because they're not from the states...
DRIEAM 0
You took the bait.
uncbballwins 0
Just what I was thinking drieam lol
DocBastard 40
Kaarmaa, reread your comment and apply it to yourself, you ******* hypocrite. The person you're yelling at is from Australia, you twit. Hypocrites piss me the **** off.
Rebi3144 8
Doc, thank you for speaking everything in my mind and more.
nofatchicks90 0
please shut up
cheerchika 0
9..... really. wow. never diss canadiens!!! we invented hockey, and we have a better health care than u. I think u need to think before you speak.
Nychthemeron 2
Our country is suddenly the Montreal hockey team? I'm sure she shouldn't diss Canadians, but if you're adamant about the team being the target..
BWill9014 4
Ah I love when trolls succeed... makes me laugh
mizzflory 5
really though?? you're Canadian and you can't even spell "Canadian" right dumb ****. if you're trying to put your two sense into an argument make sure you're able to spell your own nationality right
DocBastard 40
Mizzflory, if you're going to correct someone, at least make sure your own spelling is correct. Try "two cents" rather than "two sense". I won't comment on your lack of punctuation. Refer to my "hypocrites" statement above.
RUSH777 0
Uhm 47, it's spelt Canadians.... Way to go. Please stop talking.
ILoveEggnog 7
Doc, I love you. If I had the right anatomical features I would gladly give birth to your offspring.
Navith 13
67 - That's not creepy...
AbusedTampon 6
So sad that the little syrup drinkers took the bait. Thank all of you for the creation of Justin Bieber.
Quasar55_fml 18
I may be mistaken, but I think "Canadien" is not a spelling error, it is the way french speaking Canadians call themselves. And I don't understand why such a debate has appeared in response to my comment, starting from some idiot who posted his comment as a response to mine in order to be seen by everyone -_-'
ninjacosby 0
actually u didn't invent hockey and your healthcare is all socialism and the only reason u think it's good is because ur a kid and don't have to pay out the butt
Tempsey 0
Canada is what happens when you take the french people, and put them in the woods. (Say this with a french accent)
Quasar55_fml 18
Wow what a deduction ninjacosby ... so for you, socialism = soviet russia = evil. Seriously how can people still think that way nowadays.
Seabass732 0
The band Rush came from Canada, score settled...
iluvmemicookies 0
67 is creepy and hilarious and yeah doc rocks!
onlyyoushawty6 0
Canada is where Justin bieber's from!! :)
DropTheDaggerxx 31
94- Oh my god, thanks for informing us. It was absolutely vital we got that information. Now we can continue on not giving a ****
darcimckeown 3
Doc, are you an English teacher or something?
ArentICute 0
I think I recall hearing he was a English teacher, but I could be wrong.
paynee 0
I think most people understood still.. No need to correct him on somthin small like that lol
PageantGirlXOXO 16
YDI
braunwynn 5
You're in a place of work, not the local bar it is ALWAYS inappropriate to comment on anything even the slightest bit personal. you totally deserved it for not knowing how to behave at a job.
supervacaneous 4
I wouldn't say ALWAYS, but there is a proper way. Instead of the OP making a stupid comment, he could of at least asked first.
Sadochan 0
******* sexist.
DjeePee 25
19, it's still better to don't say anything at all. Some dads don't want anyone to say anything about their daughter. Imagine OP is 40 years old whilst the daughter is 18...I don't think the boss would be very happy with your comment either.
RedPillSucks 33
Or worse, daughter is 12.
beccusmaximus 0
I agree with 19. I don't think saying, "Hey, I'd like to **** the shit out of her," would be ok. However, saying something on the lines of, "Wow, she is really beautiful, you're a lucky guy," etc. It all depends on what OP actually said. "That bitch got nice *******," probably wouldn't be appropriate to say to your boss no matter what the situation.
pompousjackass 10
Could have*
bitharvest 2
58 best thing I read all day! lmao
Mewzakuro240 0
58, your whole comment made me crack up. But you are absolutely correct.
DaveOnDope 4
I used to ask old men that'd get pissed off at me, "HEY MAN, YOU GOT ANY DAUGHTERS?" Instant psycho!
zoomer_fml 0
haha
angel55033 12
you're a moron lol
BoW2Me 0
Unless of course the boss is one of those people who will now let you have a relationship with his daughter BECAUSE of your comment. Because now he knows you're interested.
iluvmemicookies 0
If the boss was my dad in this situation I would HATE him for seeing that these pervs like OP are interested. By "this situation" I mean the situation your talking about.
Blehhxx 0
this is why your still single.
bitchslapped22 14
and you have bad grammar
rarr 0
You cannot begin a sentence with 'and' unless you are published. If you're planning on being a grammar nazi, do it correctly.
purplepillow98 0
this person didn't start it with and...
AbbyAbyss 5
*Ahem* Let's see here.. The 'T' should be capitalized, and it's not 'your still single' because that means it is 'his still single'. It should be 'you're still single' because that means 'you are still single'.
jamsie_fml 17
You so deserved it,what kind of idiont would comment on a picture in their boss'soffice,your just askin for trouble,hope u got in shit for it though cause u sound like a total retard
Sadochan 0
What kind of **idiot can't spell **idiot right?
DRIEAM 0
What is this IDIONT even.. Idiot.
jamsie_fml 17
hey its hard to write when your on a moving bus
cole1497 0
It's hard to think when you're such an idiont.
calcetines 0
39: Win!
tona01 16
hahahahahaahahaaha
SarahStarzz 0
#39 win
shoopd 19
Maybe you could have been a bit more subtle and not referred to her as "that big titty bitch". Probably should have left out the motorboating part too.
cptmorgan15 2
Don't forget the part where he mentioned topping those D-cups with his special sauce.
roydawgg 3
I always assume it's his daughter