Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown in my gym class. As a result, we had to go into the boys' locker room, so naturally, it smelled like a fart in there. Some dumbass had a "brilliant" idea to spray a WHOLE FUCKING CAN OF AXE SPRAY in the locker room. I have asthma. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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mmonroe_fml 0
HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!
lesbee 0
I smell blackmail...
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F___M__L 0
fyl
xo_emily_xo 0
This is SO fake! Come on, know one "gets it on" in school ******* storage closets. FYL for being a little perverted 9 year old boy who makes up totally unrealistic stories. fmylife.com really needs to sort them out better!
cynthialauren 0
okay, this is freakin hilarious. and yeah, a whole lot of this crap is fake. but the opposite happened to me and my boyfriend last year, we were both college freshman and it was actually in a janitor closet in one of the main builings. we stayed after class and hid there for a while, maybe a half hour, while the building cleared out. we could see the lights go off outside. we started taking our clothes off when the biotech and English teachers walked in, started kissing and making out, and it took them a full minute to notice our presence towards the back of the closet. AWKWARD. but not an FML. my boyfriend said "hey, we were here first!" and the two teachers just left and didnt mention it again. now theyre married.
averageirishman 0
50 fyl for liking twilight
tha69ers 0
YDI For being in a ******* school. I know it would be "hotter that way" or whatever but there's better places.
zwsnider 0
ha ha. thought the same thing 71
zwsnider 0
ha ha. thought the same 70
2gether4ever 0
she's a girl you idiot
dheinzen2 1
4 some ;)
bananna9 0
omg, I accidentally walked in on my math teacher and the vice principal doing it in her class room, it was weird
cellerbeck 4
alberta Canada FTW! I used to live in Calgary. any way.... was there a foursome?
kieran247 0
coming from a man with a twilight picture
mmonroe_fml 0
HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!
TheGMan 0
that's crazy
kirbz 0
OMG HAHAHA CRAZY ASS TEACHERS :P join in XD
IPityTheFool 0
DID SOMEBODY SAY FOURSOME?!? WOOT!!
Makaloraii 0
that's great! ydi. could get kicked out for that..
brand125 17
they saw their TEACHERS getting it on. the teachers have way more to lose for getting it on during school, especially since students saw them, and could lose their teching license and get fired. so dont think the teachers are gonna tattle to the principle and get them in touble too.. unless theyre evil and deny why they were there...
v1kt4r 13
Lol, i think that qualifies for your 1st tazmanian cluster ****
Hockeylover87_71 0
fyl indeed....
omgxonemillion 0
**** me, this gave me a ******* heart attack. How the **** do you not know how to spell CHEMISTRY PROPERLY!! Maybe you should stop trying to get ******* laid and actually go to some of your ******* lessons. Omfg! Literally oh my ******* god.
woahhhbaby 0
can you drop the f bomb /one/ more time please? i dont think they heard ya :]
heyy_theree 0
#8- that's what i also realized first. lol.
Freshman_fml 0
#8 ??he spelled it right..... unless he changed it
hanniegirl 0
do not use our Lords name with the f word unfront of it.
point_Made 0
Oh my ******* GOD. Oh my ******* GOD. Oh my ******* GOD. Welcome to the Internet.
candygirl98 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
bamwizzle 7
Chill out man. Firstly you're missing the whole point of the FML, which wasn't the spelling but rather the story. Secondly, I've seen more atrocious spelling crimes. :o
irrelevantxx 0
Fyl. And learn how to spell. 'traumatized'
cp399 14
I think it was a pun, because the drama teacher joined in.
lesbee 0
I smell blackmail...