Today, while spacing out about my hot male boss, he called my name for something and I replied, "Yes Daddy?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, while talking to a boy, he asked what my name was and in a state of panic, I said, "Daddy." FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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Top comments
LeahMichelle 6
😂And his response? Do you still have a job? Or has he bent you over his desk like you want? 😂
Bogrbon 27
Your first mistake was allowing yourself to daydream about your boss!
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Comments (8)
LeahMichelle 6
😂And his response? Do you still have a job? Or has he bent you over his desk like you want? 😂
Bogrbon 27
Your first mistake was allowing yourself to daydream about your boss!
Wadlaen 24
Well, at least he doesn't have to wonder about who's your daddy...😅
kekekanee 3
This needs a follow-up!
peterblackmer91 12
Ewwww. Daddy??? That's just yuck
Miss_Whipped 43
I bet you watch step-mom ****.
Matt Steele 10
did you get ritten up ? or you still got the job ?
raingirl 5
I wondered the same
raingirl 5
daddy issues 🤣
BurnInDemonFire 39
To be fair, Captain Holt has got it going on.