Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, while spacing out about my hot male boss, he called my name for something and I replied, "Yes Daddy?" FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Haha that's funny! Maybe it's something he overheard you telling your girlfriend and thought he'd say it to you to see how you react.
XxSKELETOxX 0
Is your boss Michael Scott?
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Comments (124)
Jewelofagal 2
You've two strikes against you ever succeeding in this job: 1) Your boss is unprofessional; and 2) you're dating his daughter. Just don't be suprised when the situation never improves.
carneyjoesaphine 0
lmao haha did you pork him? :P
perdix 31
Hey, how come no one's yelling "Threesome?"
TheLetterZero 7
Because that would be retarded.
justmeagirl 0
Sorry, that's a Your Life Rocks for how absolutely ridiculous and hilarious that is. :)
DovdGraaf 0
It's probably just a joke and if not, he;s gay
jabs03 0
Or are you gay???
TheTragicReturn 0
I'm a 23-year-old guy, and I think it's bad when my dad calls me "honey."
Jerryeleni 0
the ****?
Starfire22 5
it's called a joke op!
YOMyLifeSuck 0
joke! he said it because your familie!
Calaura9 0
Isn't Frank McCourt also from Cork Ireland? I loved that book "Angela's Ashes". Anywho, I think your boss is pretty funny. Don't stress it.
nemcali 34
Limerick I think not Cork