Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
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Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML
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Top comments
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
That's god telling you he doesn't like you.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Jesus: ****! Fore!!!!
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Comments (142)
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
That's god telling you he doesn't like you.
Sandsh8rk 36
It's a sign of the apocalypse. Take cover!!
silvercamaro 22
I think tiger woods is nearby, he can't seem to get the ball on the course these days
SlenderMann 10
You sure it was a golf ball? Or was it realization? No I'm kidding OP. I hope you aren't really hurt.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Good balls be going crazy now a days.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Shit. *golf
TheReaper13x 10
I don't believe in god and I think that's funny
Carmstro 13
64 I'm an atheist and I thought your comment was unnecessary at the very least
green2go 14
64 all you are I respect your opinion but please keep it to yourself all you are going to do is piss people off
sens3sfailing 25
we did have a very nice discussion about religion on a thread a few weeks back, but as another atheist, really not the appropriate time for a similar discussion. we should be talking about balls...GOLF balls...or balls...whichever one I guess
ging3r5 3
I thought of JD and Turk hitting golf balls off the roof of Sacred Heart
VengeanceChicken 12
I remember that FML It was priceless.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Jesus: ****! Fore!!!!
MissNicky177 6
LOL
Z_Diggy 8
What's his handicap?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Over 9000.
Puffytruffles 18
Was probably Moby Dickwad.
savage93 11
I hit a golf ball out of my back yard nd i dont noe where it went. :/
BellaBelle_fml 23
savage93 - You're from Madera, so I forgive your spelling mistakes.
savage93 11
Like i give a shit
EpicBlondie89 19
Starts a ”squeaky! squeaky!” chant.
EpicBlondie89 19
Crap. Ignore ^^
howdeedoo 22
Maybe there are some angry squirrels out there
andyyroxx 20
I know he's a chipmunk, but the commenter above still seems a bit suspicious.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
**** you! I hate squirrels! Those bastards keep stealing my nuts! And I'm a girl.
lilhellian 27
*Hands squeaky the bag I collected for her* :) Just being a helpful pomeranian! :D
gc327072 31
28/ you ain't fooling me, I know you're just sticking around b/c y'all had a dog/chipmunk child.
lilhellian 27
That's a lie, I really like her! :D She's cute riding that toy.. Just don't give her caffine..
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Das messed up, 29
lilhellian 27
Don't call her an ungodly freak! :( She's adorable!
Carmstro 13
I was thinking that a bird might have dropped it. I've seen birds flying around with man-made objects in their talons before. :/
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Keastwood, you have offended my child. Prepare to die.
sens3sfailing 25
*starts taking bets for the fight between the insane chipmunk that is probably on cocain against the orangutan who talks to his fingers* my bets on the chipmunk
lilhellian 27
I bet on squeaky! :D
143dav 8
Go buy a lottery ticket. This doesn't happen every day so maybe it's fate's signs to you :)
superswagbro 7
I wouldn't call that "lucky".
hannaaaahr 33
If it was a sign, I doubt it was fate telling OP that she was lucky, more likely that it was fate telling OP to stay in the house and never come out again
sens3sfailing 25
you are statistically more likely to die on your way to buying a lotto ticket, than said lotto ticket being a big winner.
im_bored_tired 12
That's what you get for running over bob!! -Other angry squirrels
ma12r 22
seems legit...
sushichick 17
It was Happy Gilmore of course!
LolPieRofl 11
Thats what i thought! Haha i love that movie
lilhellian 27
There's a thumbing option for a reason.. Please don't let the hard work of the FML monkeys go to waste..
lilhellian 27
There's a thumbing option for a reason.. Please don't let the hard work of the FML monkeys go to waste..
WhatYouMean 4
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
Redoxx_fml 22
Squidward the sky had a baby!
mizuki123 8
Reminds me from gym today.. This kid chucked a ball trying to make that basket. He failed, almost hitting a kids head. Twice..
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tried?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
30- No, trying fits.
OldMemoriesFade 8
Your name says it all, "wtf" is right.