Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML
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meliesFML 0
its time to walk instead of using buses .
annamei 16
haha that's a good indication that you should lose weight!
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Comments (174)
Livinia 11
Well... she didn't know, she's old and probably partially blind.
Idonebeenhad 17
It's just a little leftover puppy fat
Lucidium 0
technically everyone is partially blind.
opendoorclosed 8
You are pregnant with lipids.
Xaviour 0
or just an asshole
johnnybagodonuts 2
or op is really just fat
madmadd 0
35 that's what she was saying dumbass
beanieboy0789 0
Your breast make me gag.
RetardedBullFrog 4
18, how is everyone technically partially blind? enlighten me.
JacksonCampbell 9
what's with the uniboob?
KingGeorgeGal 12
How is she 'sweet'?
Priyankspatel_fml 0
#46 r u stupid im a kid and I know you cant see everything you can only see visible light which is only tiny part of the ER spectrum plus your eyes dont see all the light and colors everyone is partially blind and thats a proven fact. You sed colors because of how light reflects and refracts off of something. #18 was not saying that everyone is colorblind or blind, btw colorblindness is a type of blindness and technically everyone is colorblind in,aart because we all dont always see the same colors especially as others when the light reflects or refracts of off something. Youre a real dumbass #46 u have no common sense how will u live idiot
Awsumuzzie 12
81's anger is quite the lulzy one. And the definition of blindness is being unable to see... I think in general, not "seeing different colors". The oxymoron here is that you said we all SEE, yet you're provind blindness lol. I think a color blind person can work many jobs, unlike a person who can't see anything at all. I think the other commenter can live just fine by not knowing a few facts, moron.
karagarren 8
81, calm yo ****!
edogy 0
85 don't u mean 37 calm your ****?
Snowstar 0
46- We all have a blind spot in a part of our eye. Look up "Blind spot test illusion".
USMC_FTW 3
81, your comment goes great with 35's picture.
blanquito 1
wait.. you accepted a seat from an old lady because you're too fat to stand?
YacL 15
81- You're throwing in the "I'm a kid" comment doesn't help the stereotype that kids are all ignorant and know nothing about life. Please quit while you're ahead.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
81-Congratu-freaking-lations you know stuff. Would you also like an award with that? Don't call people idiots because they don't know certain things. Why don't I call you a dumbass for all the things you don't know.
RetardedBullFrog 4
81, I have lived for 21 years in this world. Having a stable job, a home and a car of my own without knowing what you just said. People learn something new everyday because they are curious about stuff that interests them or surrounds them. Being curious about stuff is not being an idiot or dumb. Thanks for the info anyways.
BurnDownTheDawn 11
Old adage's go a long way when you remember them. How about... think before you type thrown together with some children should be seen and not heard? I'd modify it a bit though from 'children' to 'people with the mental and spelling/grammar capabilities of a 10 year old' since I'm not a legal adult for another few months.
froufrou7 3
shes not blind! the bitch looks pregnent!
babyfatty 2
and you took the seat??? just because you are fat doesn't mean you shouldn't have some pride. that's shameful!
justynicole 0
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus and I happily gave up my seat to her. I went on to tell the bus how they should have done the same thing until she told me she wasn't pregnant. FML.
justynicole 0
learn to spell, "kid."
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Atleast some man in his 40s didn't try to tackle you
skyyrain 0
Lol@ retardedbullfrog's profile pic!!!!!!
Utdforlife 4
Fake. I'm a Singaporean too. No one talks to each other on the bus.
annamei 16
haha that's a good indication that you should lose weight!
SilverMinnow 0
my thoughts exactly :)
swittig 0
a little junk in the trunk never hurt nobody! ah giggity
swittig 0
what? fat chicks need love too! but they gotta pay.
cudi504 4
dont worry op i gotta trim down a little too
gtwerd 0
41 how did you get that pic of me... prob one of my best
crxb16 2
even though it's not you in the picture, best damn pic by far. fat little white kid=thug life. haha
tr0llolol 0
u mak mistakes I fix, ThUg LiFe Iz A RaP GrOuP ThAtz all black mal3z, not Whitt k1ddz.
Baluvagyok 7
Exactly what I was goin to say...
GuitarFail123 9
hey dont make fun of her, i used to be fat but lost alot of weight and ik how hard it can be. im not trolling, just trying to be serious
regsworld11 2
Well at least she was just trying to be nice, people make the mistake of calling someone pregnant when they are just fat all the time. Sorry :(
felipe87 2
I wonder if op got up and gave the nice old lady her seat back.
regsworld11 2
I wonder the same(:
meliesFML 0
its time to walk instead of using buses .
Lizza330 28
What if where ever they were going is a hour away?
nerdpower_fml 1
Walk really ******* fast.
rogerusmc23 0
leave earlier
Dr_Jalepenos 0
take a bus where the bus stop is decently far
johnnybagodonuts 2
32 - the farther the better
Zaffro 8
This is not intended to be offensive however does that not spur you on to lose weight? Walk instead of taking the bus will help a little.
k8izgr8_fml 0
why would you even accept the seat? your fat ass knew you weren't pregnant, so why would you think you deserved to sit more than a nice little old lady?!
saraheve1188 5
Did anyone else on the bus offer their seat while being lectured by her?
Carpy 8
and who's fault is it that you're fat enough to look pregnant? Do something about it.
tsume24 3
*whose
tzuriel11 9
dang a lil harsh dont u think? oh & u better watch out there buddy boy ur not lookin to skinny yourself. u might get mistaken for being prego also!
shutupYDI 4
crapy is a dude and he doesn't seem fat to the extent of being mistaken as a prego.
shutupYDI 4
carpy* LOL
JacksonCampbell 9
I'm pretty sure men can't be mistaken for being pregnant.
CompettiveCheer 0
You never know.^
Chrissy44 0
I love it that you stuck up for her wtg :)
Tektite 14
Yeah.. Have you been mistaken for being Shrek yet? Ugly mofo, STFU.
Carpy 8
nope, sure haven't. I'm guessing that happens to you?
toddlesscott 0
some people can't help being fat?
smittys 7
Yeah but a lot of people can and they are just to lazy! I see fat people in electric wheel chairs all the time in my town they are just soaking up our tax payers money! I don't feel sorry for them at all!
scruffy_janitor5 1
at least she was being considerate, most people wouldn't get up.
lidemocr 0
my question is WHY would OP even let the old lady give up her seat for her ESPECIALLY since she's not actually pregnant?
bigmanj28 0
Did you go with it
okay17 7
Thank you for asking this question. So many people are assuming that OP actually sat down. Just because the old lady gave up her seat does not mean that OP took it.