Today, a guy on the bus was nice enough to slide over so I could sit down. Right after, he said, "Fair warning though, I just farted there." FML
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Wakachulak 22
Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, **** his life :)
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Acrlyx 8
It's good to hear that you cleared the air
flashback.miss 28
What bus seat hasn't been farted on?
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flashback.miss 28
What bus seat hasn't been farted on?
23Z9TZO 18
When it's fresh it's a different story..
daniel_0084 14
2 What the **** is up with your profile picture? It's like your trying this gross people out.
Jjimen1654 9
We can say the same about yours daniel.
kee_breezy32 34
#39, lmao. #2, I think every seat in the world has been farted on, lol.
feven 32
I'm sitting on a bus seat as I'm reading this
kyeaiden 6
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ironichalibut 24
Wouldn't you have noticed anyway though? At least this way you had time to steel your nerves to it. And why would he fart and then move off the seat he farted on? Why not just stay on his farty seat while you sit on the one he wasn't in?
ironichalibut 24
so I (could) sit down*? It reads oddly
ironichalibut 24
Or sat down, maybe that's more proper..
Allennis44 16
The guy was probably getting off as he was getting on...
Queensland 27
Did either of you read the FML or are you just making things up?
MikeonFML 17
He slid over I think, he probably chose the aisle seat out of convenience, but when someone needed the seat he moved so they didn't have to push past his legs. I doubt he moved coincidentally when OP walked by just to get off his fart.
TaiReiSi 12
Well, that stinks! At least he warned you. If that was me, i would've just snickered and moved over
AssTard 15
Well, it wasn't you though so your invalid opinion doesn't matter...
Diegoba12 16
Wait even tho it wasn't him/her how is that invalid?
Miss_Klutzie 28
At least he was polite and honest all at the same time? :D
iAlissa 34
I'm sure most bus seats have had worse on them than farts. :p
thedeadmen 14
Ur right could be worst
pinksilly 8
You should have told him " oh don't worry that Mexican food I just had is not agreeing with me so I hope your window opens"
Nevermind212 11
You farted?! Say it out loud
RedPillSucks 33
I farted and I'm proud??
RoboCunnilingus 23
So have hundreds of others.
chasing_silence 10
at least he warned you?
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
This really isn't FML worthy.