Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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mfmylifesrsly 30
damn wtf your girlfriend but be REALLY self conscious...o.0
acneegg 7
"Accidently" ;)
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Comments (97)
Petawhitney 2
Tell your bitch to parade around naked or you're kicking her out.
Ashleexx 0
that's harsh, maybe she's just a little self conscious give it time :/
FriesWithASideOf 0
stfu and go make me a sandwich.
AudaciouslyInsan 0
stfu, get back in my garage and fix my car. :D OP; she's just self conscience. You should try telling her that she shouldn't worry about being naked in front of you since you've been living together for two months and it's kinda inevitable. xD good luck with that
1gator1nation1 0
Pretty much all op can do in this situation is shout, " Bitch get back in the kitchen!!" Don't let her forget why she's there. demarcus's picture explains it.
tdawgheath 0
Obviously he's given it time...2 months living together means at least a little time of dating in general. If she's still that self conscious, something's wrong.
radkelsie24 0
hahahaha so I'm guessing y'all don't have to much fun in the bed..
RedPillSucks 33
Not necessarily. They may do it in the dark. That does open one up to surprise butt sex though.
omfgrofl1337 0
Bet she was really fingering herself
skylerbz 0
hey there
1gator1nation1 0
skylerbz, by writing hey there in reply to hot girls comments, u look like a creeper, go hey there your mother.
AKlesbian907 0
how do you know she's hot!? she's got **** but that definitely does not automatically define hotness. I've seen some creepy foul looking girls with great **** lol
Matu 4
lol she got this pic from google, so that's not even himher.
RabenSchwartz 3
thank you!
1gator1nation1 0
fine I rephrase, hot ****
_Jonah_ 0
...Wierd, maybe she has a massive growth somewhere on her ass and youve just never seen it before. Either that or she has a dick.
demarcusT 0
it's very obvious she has a penis
hehehahAho 0
WTF lol
imababeee 0
that is pretty funny.. but I would parade naked if I lived with my boyfriend :) poor you op
Casrein 0
I bet she was doing something a girl shouldn't....:)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#19 If you're insinuating that she was masturbating and that girls "shouldn't do that", then that's ridiculous.
WhyTheFace4 0
Something a girl shouldn't be doing...driving? No, wait, she was inside...I give up.
Anaxes 5
The girl shouldn't be outside the kitchen, that's what.
ohSNAPyall 27
You think she was peeing standing up?
Kanvis78 0
No a girl who lives witg a dude should NOT be masturbating! That's selfish, because if she's feeling frisky, she better share that mess! ..... Then go make a sammich for him . :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Masturbating is selfish? Good grief.
Anumayis 34
something a woman shouldn't be doing.. okay, unless she was taking a shit on the floor, I have no clue what that must've been.
Mirorbo 27
That looks so funny in my head...what was she on, darling? I think I want some!
will_dance_4_u 0
Wow, she did all of that at one time?? Awesome multi-tasker!
lovesteph3523 0
Your girlfriend is acting like a child. She needs to grow up.
starile 20
Maybe she is a child. OP doesn't mention age.
Kanvis78 0
Why would he be living with his girlfriend if she was a child? Stupid.
Anumayis 34
true, but creepy. I sincerely hope she isn't