Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
Today, I woke up after going to a rave with some friends. I got very nauseous and sat down behind a garbage bin outside to puke. I sat directly on fresh pee. About an hour later, I sat down on a toilet seat also covered in pee. I forgot to shower when I got home. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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Top comments
EvilLittleGirl 24
FYL to whoever had to clean up
feven 32
That sounds terrifying
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Comments (63)
Welshite 40
It was the clown in the ride wasn't it? They exist only to terrorize innocents.
Zelphoric 25
Quit clowning around Welshite, obviously it was the prices of carnival food that horrified OP
casey_ct 10
Clowning around X,D IM DONE
lil_ham1644 29
Not soon enough
SystemofaBlink41 27
OP must have hawkeyes to see the prices from all the way up the roller coaster.
Benmantha 31
The owner must be really pissed off by how boring his ride is, for people to fall asleep on it.
IvyRizzzzoli 25
She pissed herself because of how scary it was to wake up to that, she fell asleep because of the lack of sleep
deathgrips 17
I think OP fell asleep either before the ride was about to start or during the slow incline many scary rides have
doodlecloud 27
I think she was probably more scared of waking up upside down than the actual content of the rise...was probably still scary though.
feven 32
That sounds terrifying
markotut 10
That must be imbarising. Feel bad for you op
Secret_Ninjaa 35
*Embarrassing Sorry, I had to.
AWildNoeAppeared 11
You definitely had to for this mistake
R2Y2 22
Yeah, you definitely weren't being nitpicky here. I'm hoping English is your secondary language, friend.
MrsHaxxo 22
I am torn between feeling sorry for you and laughing my ass off x3
starile 20
Ah, the feeling we all get by reading FML.
onlychildFTW 34
Why not both? Haha
lyricalservant 21
you pissed on yrself? You did say you were upside down.
PinkiePiePony 19
Don't worry, this will be a perfect way to train to be a bat. Anyways people get spooked on rides all the time. You're not alone. :)
EvilLittleGirl 24
FYL to whoever had to clean up
xKrisSmoove 21
Another FML to OP, gotta clean up the piss off their pants
interesting33 37
And anyone underneath OP!
whitetiger13131 26
Wait...if you were upside down when you peed yourself....
tchopper1969 16
I'm sorry but that's funny as hell