Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?
CakeBaker11 0
I would murder her.
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Comments (214)
lili555_fml 0
lol win ^
marinus_fml 20
There are better alternatives...
catalin 0
As a rule - DO NOT DRINK ANY RANDOM GLASS FILLED WITH JUICE THAT YOU ENCOUNTER. Could've been worse for all we know
eb0ny 15
Exactly, it could have been old pee or something.
burnthistown 20
I can't imagine anything worse than this
agamid 1
mm, extra protein!
CakeSlicer 0
Be careful!!
sourgirl101 29
I'm almost afraid to ask you what that would be, Marinus?(:
ClickMyPicture 0
How did it taste?
CakeSlicer 0
Probably maggot-y :D
kylielaura 1
that seriously made me vomit in my mouth..sucks to be you!
allmidnighteyes 11
You know, in some cultures, they only eat vomit. I've never been there, but I read about it... in a book.
kellykerplunkksl 0
You act like vomiting a little more wouldn't help you with your weight.
Juliaa15 6
that's a dodgeball refrence.
angeljewlz 7
#77 Bad form, totally unnecessary and pretty ballsy for someone with no pic.
radmuffin 12
Damn 77 you're a ******* ass hole, especially considering you don't even have a pic up.
radmuffin 12
Shit sorry 111 didn't see your comment until after I posted mine.
angeljewlz 7
meh, no biggie. We said the same thing and he got moderated anyway ;)
underguarded 20
This is so gross I involuntary gaged.
TheNewGuy03 29
do you, by chance, gag voluntarily? |the kid|
LoveMySoldier82 0
Sometimes ;)
Zmeilerr 22
^Totally normal.
Zmeilerr 22
^Totally normal.
Zmeilerr 22
^Totally normal.
TheNewGuy03 29
113, is that so? :O |the kid|
lordcaliburx 0
well? did they live or not. I think the FML so go to your sister who put time into a science project just to have their sibling be stupid. its the new dog ate my home work.