Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She's been telling everyone I'm the baby's father. My current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML
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Top comments
Jon Tessler 14
tell him "I will see you in court". get as much child support and alimony out of him as you can.
SM79 6
You get an attorney ASAP!!!!
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Comments (12)
Yemi Adeshokan 4
That's so ****** up. I'm sorry OP
Jon Tessler 14
tell him "I will see you in court". get as much child support and alimony out of him as you can.
JasonThorn 23
This. "Aww...good luck with the JUDGE."
SM79 6
You get an attorney ASAP!!!!
RichardPencil 32
Hey, he wished you good luck. That's pretty nice, right?
Inkoseh 33
Keep all messages and start recording all calls, especially if you're in a state that doesn't require you to say you're recording (One party or no party. If it's a two party consent state, unfortunately that could backfire.) I'm so sorry OP.
protoskore 27
I really hope you called a lawyer before writing this fml
Guillaume Deschênes 7
lawyer up amd bleed the ****** dry with child support if you have any proof of that "aww, good luck with that" in response to you just giving birth to your first child and it's legal to use said proof do it no judge will be kind towards him in court after that
rainbowdonnareed 18
What a jerk. Call an attorney and private eye
MorganHex 28
Take him for all he's got. Make sure you and the baby live a life of luxury on his dime of that's the kind if POS he wants to be. Best of luck OP
Gabbz737 12
when he complains about child support tell him " awww good luck with that"
bound101 7
lol