Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?
CakeBaker11 0
I would murder her.
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Comments (214)
sallen0046 4
Why would you decide it was a good idea to drink a glass full of anything that was already poured and randomly sitting around? It obviously didn't belong to you in the first place, and you absolutely deserve it for going around drinking glasses of whatever happens to be around.
duckhunter009 0
wow so you've never made a mistake in your life ?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Because clearly #31 was implying he is perfect and, in fact, the Messiah. FFS why do people always trot this out? You don't have to be perfect in order to spotlight the errors of others. I agree completely with #31 and no, I've never just found a full glass lying about and took it for myself. I have had people take my glass that I've just poured and it is annoying.
duckhunter009 0
your so uptight he doesn't need people to tell him what he did wrong this is a funny website why be a killjoy
Claytonic 0
That's pretty much the whole purpose of a "you deserve it" option...
ramboman19 8
YDI for drinking something unknown. who knows she could have mixed chemicals to see how they react with orange juice or something lol.
92jess_2010 0
exactly! well, the sister should've labeled it at least. and what does ydi mean? lol sorry for asking and I feel like a total idiot for asking.
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI = Young Dancing Inuit.
92jess_2010 0
young dancing Inuit? is that like, it?
marinus_fml 20
nope, it means You Deserve It
CoonAndFriends 0
YDI = You deserve it. Or in this case, I'd like to say "You dumb idiot."
92jess_2010 0
ohhhh okay! I totally get it now, thanks lol.
MrLaryRottweila 1
Curiosity killed the cat
CoonAndFriends 0
My name's Cat. Does this mean that OP killed me?
marinus_fml 20
nope, it means curiosity killed you. Sorry to hear.
CoonAndFriends 0
Damn..
marinus_fml 20
I know right :( just make sure you never do anything out of curiosity, and you should be fine. :)
kcnutt10 1
^^^ A perfect example of douchebagery....the picture tells it all.
MrLaryRottweila 1
Its just a figure of speech
marinus_fml 20
let's just judge people by their pics. the real "undouchebaggery" thing to do. People like you are worthless to society, so go climb in a hole, live of welfare, and go die. Then get anal raped by your farther who loves necrophilia.
kcnutt10 1
You didn't do well in school, did you? Because you ****** that comment up. And if I had to guess, I'd say that you didn't do well in school because you were too busy taking pictures of yourself without a shirt on.
alwa7sh 2
Don't let it bug you so much. You will bee fine. Insect look at the bright side, as everyone said, you got more protein.
CoonAndFriends 0
That's what they said when I went to a resturaunt and they had a ant in the salad. :/
gusgus36 5
pretty big pulp... how could you not notice? so gross
brittaneybrewer 0
lol I feel bad for u
marinus_fml 20
Eggs would have to be natures most protein rich substance. :)
CoonAndFriends 0
Ooops! I meant an*
RosiePatosie 0
I'd die.
heroesgleealias 0
Actually you wouldn't die. Maggots eat dead and diseased things so it would just eat all the disease out of you. Therfore making you heathier.