Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
Today, I walked into work with my freshly cleaned jacket that I wear in the office due to the AC. The jacket has Velcro on it and I didn't realize until I took it off that one of my bras was stuck to the Velcro. My hair is long so I hope no one noticed it, but I definitely greeted two people after walking in. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
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Top comments
ZackST 6
That really stucks.
toon_girl 12
Did anybody else think of the bit in Monsters Inc where the orange monster comes out of the room with a sock stuck to him? Or is it just me?
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Comments (71)
ZackST 6
That really stucks.
kut17 11
That pun stucks.
billyz77 24
You got first comment and that's the best you had? Well, it sucks but not as bad as the one and only first comment I had. Last I checked, it had over 550 thumbs down and over 50 people commenting on how bad it was. If I ever get another chance before I leave this beautiful Earth, I swear I'll make a good one and win back the love of the people!!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
As puns go, this one was quite good. Therefore it is a perfectly fine first comment.
Pleonasm 36
If Tourettes Guy gives his seal of approval, then it's a good pun ;) It was original at least, unlike other 1st comments, and puns of the shit and cat variety...
docscientist 10
16, No such thing as bad press.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Thanks dude. If we both agree on it, it must be a work of genius!
andyyroxx 20
That's pretty shocking, that a thong can stick unnoticed to your shirt until you got to work!
jwa2000 3
Hopefully it really was only static that made it stick.
wlddog 14
I just hope it wasnt someone elses.
DKjazz 20
This FML would be a lot funnier if OP were male. Alas, no such luck.
karlcolt45 19
fashion showcase
mb2_native 15
Don't know about you, but I used to like them.. But now their a thing of the past..
zandalee 20
Dreadful bloody things. Don't get why people wear dental floss on their asses...
mb2_native 15
That reminded me of that movie where she tries to pick out thongs, gives up and makes one out of dental floss while that guy is watching her from his house.. The girl next door? I think haha I don't know :p
bvcx222 6
At least it wasn't the boss that saw it
andyyroxx 20
EDIT- ****, you changed the comment. Good thing too, haha.
AsianCookie247 14
OP, I can feel your embarrassment.
tahmed1995 4
What's does OP stand for?
docscientist 10
It's what brought the Allspark back to the bedroom.
kut17 11
At least he can't accuse you of having something stuck up your butt.
Jessiegirl122 7
Well, most girls do have more than one thong...
xrudeboyrock 29
Haha! I think something similar has happened to all of us. At least it was clean.
Atomic_Mushroom 14
Today, I photographed Asians photographing. I'm fairly sure I'm starting a trend.
supportcommand 17
I think you're right. You won't believe how fast your comment will be buried.
Pleonasm 36
What has this got to do with anything? A part from bragging that about some useless shit that no-one, NO ONE here gave a toss about?
docscientist 10
Yeah, well, today, I took a photograph of some guy photographing Asians photographing.
dirton89 7
#9 thank you... But your services are no longer needed here. Please exit to the left.
PenguinBitch 44
9-Comments that make no sense or relate to the FML are not welcomed here. This isn't IFunny where most of the comments are ******* out of topic. Roll out!
benmec 18
Haha op! I once pulled out my girlfriend's thong from my sweater sleeve in front of my entire class. Everyone laughed for days!
iOceanus 18
Any high 5's?
oj101 33
It's cool... mistakes happen. Now, don't go getting your knickers in a twist.
Fuji76 15
She can't, they are on the back of her shirt! LOL