Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?
CakeBaker11 0
I would murder her.
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Comments (214)
inarticulating 0
that's a freaking dumb project. they wouldn't live because they feed off of rotting meat, not orange juice wtf. besides, they'd probably just drown too. :/
jenamarie7 0
My goodness you people speak street language. it's my typo messing up my sentences. no wonder you people have no life. I ain't coming back to read this whatsoever I feel sorry for all of you and too bad if someone speak like that to you. tsk tsk adios
5t3ff1k4h 47
It doesn't look like it's only your "typos" messing up your comments. You just can't speak English. Might I suggest redneck? It might be a little easier for you to understand.
happysmartg 5
are you implying that you just picked up a random glass of liquid and drank it? you idiot.
jeannicole 0
Once my aunt left BLEACH in a DRINKING CUP on a PICNIC TABLE, so three-year-old me thought it was drinkable. Very unpleasant. On the one hand, a warning from your sis would have been nice, but on the other hand, you're most likely old enough to know better than to drink out of random cups left sitting around.
lietz13 1
hahhahahahah I laughed out loud when I read this one
footballguyyy 0
duh, dumbass
roreo417 4
I would die! Literally.
SkateboardGirl88 11
D: GROSS
SkateboardGirl88 11
look at what you drink dumbass
Digimonfreakk 0
oh Jesus Titts That Made Me wanna Punch A Russian baby in the face!!!://