Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?
CakeBaker11 0
I would murder her.
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Comments (214)
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI, idiot, for drinking a random glass of something. Why would you drink it if you didn't pour it? First, it could be someone's glass. Second, you don't know what's in it. Serves you right.
GawZ 0
lmao fyl!!!
andyfreay 1
Hahah Hella nasty haha. YDI
Big_Red_138 3
Hey kids! The moral of this story? Don't drink someone else's shit! Ok class dismissed..
tboudre 0
YDI for drinking someone else's juice & being too lazy to fix your own!
mikejunior88 4
one of the grossest fmls i've come across. i cant imagine drinking maggots man thats just gross
Namenlos_fml 20
Whether this is your fault or not depends on the circumstances... If you were being ignorant and posses no respect for something that isn't yours, then you deserved it. If your sister just stupidly put the orange juice in the fridge, or somewhere else, then she's the bitch and I hope she fails the project.
KelseyLovesYouu 2
Maggot murder!
RileyL29 0
I call fake. I can't think of the relevance of this sort of experiment to any science topic. They're maggots?.. Who cares if they survive in OJ? Not to mention gross!!
robc32ca 4
as a rule if i didn't pour it and it wasn't handed to me as a drink, I don't pick up someone roses glass and chug!