Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?
CakeBaker11 0
I would murder her.
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Comments (214)
princessjasmine2_fml 0
...ew.
TheNewGuy03 29
damn, op; you so FLY! SO FLY! |the kid|
tr0llz0r 0
I see what you did there. I was going to make a Back to the Future reference with McFly, but I don't think I can reach the bar you've already so highly set. Kudos.
sourgirl101 29
*restaurant(: Unless there are two ways to spell it?(:
xStiina 0
Delicious? ;)
kidclarke 15
That's what you get for drinking shit that isn't yours.
docscientist 10
Assuming op is in the US, no wonder we're behind in math and science when dropping maggots into orange juice is considered a valid science experiment.
jlstewart 3
This is an idiotic comment. You don't even know the whole experiment that was assigned.
MarioandSonic 8
Today, my sister drank my science project. FML
jenamarie7 0
sorry to ask a dumb question...I keep seeing OP but what does it stand for?
kcnutt10 1
Original Poster
Nemesis2747 4
D:
jenamarie7 0
if I ever drink that I did be sending my day in the bathroom hurl. Then maybe I should revenge my sister back with maggots in something for not reminding what would be sitting on any table that have maggots in it.
kcnutt10 1
70: You butchered the hell out of that comment. It makes no sense whatsoever.
tr0llz0r 0
Yeah. What 71 said. English, ************, do you speak it?!
TheNewGuy03 29
translation: "If I ever did drink that, I would be spending my day in the bathroom hurling. Then I would get revenge on my sister by putting maggots in something [presumably something she drinks] for not reminding* me that she put something [again, probably something that the sister would drink] on the table with maggots in it." *how can she remind you of something that you were clueless about? you even made me use capital letters. you will be the cause of the deaths of many, #70. |the kid|