Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML
Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
I feel bad for you, OP, but if one of your friends has piss that looks like Gatorade, they need to see a doctor. That stuff glows.
OnReceivingEnd 18
Time to get some new friends.
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Comments (11)
BurnInDemonFire 39
I feel bad for you, OP, but if one of your friends has piss that looks like Gatorade, they need to see a doctor. That stuff glows.
OnReceivingEnd 18
Time to get some new friends.
Nimesh Priyodit 11
Don’t you smell before drinking?
Sinshine 28
You don't seriously sniff the drink every time you open a bottle, do you? When you're thirsty and are in a hurry to drink, there's no time for the smell to reach you and your brain to make the connection. Besides you should be able to trust friends who say this bottle is Gatorade. Who in the world has a bottle of piss I'm their fridge?!
EmDizzle2007 28
you've been tricked into drinking piss, haven't you...
RichardPencil 32
You mean you don't save your piss? Base Commander Jack D. Ripper says we need to conserve our precious bodily fluids!
Ksweety_fml 27
Go get tested
ojosRojos 28
Why...why would someone do that??
156496845646 5
Didn't you smell it before you drank it? And it is about time you got new friends.
mekiswrite 21
Next time, go for a glass of water.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
After opening the bottle wouldn't the smell give it away.