Today, I spent nearly an hour thawing out my car and driving to work in this stupid freezing rain, only to find out that I'm now unemployed due to budget cuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I finalized my new car purchase after three months on the job at a new company. Two hours later, I was informed that my position has been eliminated. I have two weeks to find a new job or I'm completely screwed. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. to get ready for a "fun work retreat". After driving 2 hours to the site, I find that nobody's there. After about half an hour standing there freezing, I get an email from my boss, telling me that, "It's canceled due to bad weather." FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML
Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Oh dear...if it's not one thing it's another. Good luck finding another job soon, darling!~ Finding and keeping a job seems to have become an epic quest for everyone lately...
Ugi 27
Freezing rain is amazing! I've only seen it once or twice but freezing rain is liquid rain that freezes when it hits the ground. It's rare and incredibly hazardous but it does happen. It forms a sheet of solid ice over everything amazingly quickly. It's very interesting from a scientific point of view - very pure water can be super-cooled below freezing point without turning solid if there is nothing to seed it. It then freezes on contact, shock etc. Try putting a new, unopened, bottle of water in the freezer for about an hour (your mileage may vary). It will come out liquid but if you bang it on the counter it will freeze instantly - you have just created bottled freezing rain!
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Mirorbo 27
Oh dear...if it's not one thing it's another. Good luck finding another job soon, darling!~ Finding and keeping a job seems to have become an epic quest for everyone lately...
AssTard 15
Freezing Rain? Do you mean snow or hail?
Ugi 27
Freezing rain is amazing! I've only seen it once or twice but freezing rain is liquid rain that freezes when it hits the ground. It's rare and incredibly hazardous but it does happen. It forms a sheet of solid ice over everything amazingly quickly. It's very interesting from a scientific point of view - very pure water can be super-cooled below freezing point without turning solid if there is nothing to seed it. It then freezes on contact, shock etc. Try putting a new, unopened, bottle of water in the freezer for about an hour (your mileage may vary). It will come out liquid but if you bang it on the counter it will freeze instantly - you have just created bottled freezing rain!
x_Cupcakes 0
You seem very dedicated. It sucks that they fired you! Hope you find a better job soon!
heb3003 0
Oooh bad day, bad day.
sofaqueen_ 14
Bad life bad life
DenisV95 2
You'll find another job don't worry! =D
tr0llz0r 0
A definite FML. I feel for you. Look at the bright side - your day can really only get better from there. Right? >_>
bwhahaha_fml 10
or worse. he can get into a car crash, a relative can die, fml could shut down, his city could be attacked by terrorist etc. of course on the other hand money could fall from the sky…right?
OceanBreathesSal 5
she* can get into a car crash her* relative can die
lilacserenity 2
or she could get into a car crash caused by a terrorist with a relative in the car while trying to login to a shut down fml and they both die...
underguarded 20
^^This
Doortje 30
You're looking for a job for 2 YEARS? Either you're way way way too high maintenance or you have no capacities whatsoever.
imahappeemoocow 0
how the hell can people vote this a YDI? really? some people are so heartless! FYL OP xx
F14Shado 0
or maybe it's really ******* hard to find a job right now.
Mirorbo 27
Doortje, darling, don't be a dick. You can have all the experience in the world, or none at all. It doesn't matter. There just aren't that many jobs right now wherever you go.
jrsgreenfire257 0
McDonald's tends to do that ;)