Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
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Top comments
brettrb 18
That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.
BlackFames 16
You have bad customers...
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Comments (71)
soccerguy2o1 7
Must be a enjoyable job
garrett_8614 14
I'd be pretty pissed myself
Almost_Positive 18
There's such a huge about of puns on FML recently for some reason
xxrogerthatxx 19
an*; since when does blatant sarcasm get a pass on FML? Should've seen the downvotes coming.
xxrogerthatxx 19
14, amount*
cakefete2 31
14, what do you suggest we do to those who use puns? Should they be pun-ished?
xx000o 27
Do your very best, clean it up with a smile and go to your next task. You will have jobs in the future that will make you wish all you had to do was mop up some piss.
mete_orito 34
Like dodging 400 lb inmate's turds
sometimessam 16
#24/#27, anyone who reads this notices the mistakes. Your corrections serve no purpose other than annoying those who read the comments.
BlackFames 16
You have bad customers...
football98_fml 20
What piss off customers
desoxyn242 14
More like he has bad coworkers who force him to do grunt work...FYL OP
3mi1y_ 16
I feel your pain with having a shitty job
tucansamTommyG 12
Actually a pissy job
FrancesShiver 20
Who the **** does that??
OhWhoCares 42
Evidently, OP's customers do.
FrancesShiver 20
Omg, really?
Almost_Positive 18
@20 tಠ_ಠ @18 (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
FrancesShiver 20
*෴*
Arwen_Evenstar 37
People who are already drunk I'd assume.
Danne696 14
If they are drunk enough to piss themselves when buying even more beer they should be denied.
brettrb 18
That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.
NYM88 26
Only if they aren't piss warm!
ostfaiz 18
you must be pissed of Op..FYL
Fiorella1 19
Off*
ostfaiz 18
yes OFF, it went off ;)
dabears1011234 27
#23 *meant
loathingloser 14
I be pretty pissed too
tayymeds 23
If anyone asks, someone broke a bottle.
GetDuped 11
Looks like you're in a pissy mood.
CallMeWindSock 24
Soon, you'll start hearing "clean up on aisle 13" in your nightmares.