Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
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Chazzster 32
If you can without arousing suspicion, document your coworker’s appearance by taking a picture. Then you can go to your boss or HR with your complaint. Without that proof nothing is liable to be done. Nobody should have to deal or work with a deliberate shit stain of a human being! Bear in mind he might, or might not, have done this knowing you would be the one cleaning it up. That could imply some malice towards you personally from a passive-aggressive jerk. If that’s the case, it’s not going to stop until the idiot is caught and fired. But do not tell anyone else besides management or HR that you are the one reporting this.
Mysterious_one 26
lol .. You got paid to do that 🤣
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RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a ... ...wait on it... ...shitty situation! On the walls? How? No, wait, I don't want to know.
Chazzster 32
If you can without arousing suspicion, document your coworker’s appearance by taking a picture. Then you can go to your boss or HR with your complaint. Without that proof nothing is liable to be done. Nobody should have to deal or work with a deliberate shit stain of a human being! Bear in mind he might, or might not, have done this knowing you would be the one cleaning it up. That could imply some malice towards you personally from a passive-aggressive jerk. If that’s the case, it’s not going to stop until the idiot is caught and fired. But do not tell anyone else besides management or HR that you are the one reporting this.
Mysterious_one 26
lol .. You got paid to do that 🤣