Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
AylaMarie92 tells us more.
OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP
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3mi1y_ 16
I actually just cringed
mentallizzard 19
what a terrible mistake
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mentallizzard 19
what a terrible mistake
JocelynKaulitz 28
Yeah, talk about your ratatouille.
ber4fun 23
It's karma for using a mousetrap instead of the less lethal traps.
PeopleLikeGrapes 12
Get over it #57, you can't put poison everywhere.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#57- Also, if you're talking about using the sticky traps instead, those are horrible and cruel. Mousetraps get the job done much quicker and painlessly; sticky traps leave the animal terrified and unable to move while they slowly starve to death, and some (not all) poisons are dangerous to animals who eat the mouse after it has injested the poison.
reneetlovesyou 30
Not to mention the fact that you shouldn't put poison on your stove.
noahf0108 5
Damn that sucks OP, hope you don't get sick!
Ian7890 23
This is one of the nastiest fml's I have heard
thatADHDdude 21
This one is definitely up there but go to "best of all time" and you will be disgusted
3mi1y_ 16
I actually just cringed
LibertyLife20 20
So did I!
OhWhoCares 42
My first reaction was to cringe. I can't imagine what that must've tasted like. Don't mice have fur? Or hair of some kind? o_O
brandoneyez1 25
I think everyone who read this cringed.
mete_orito 34
Never eat while reading FML.... never eat while reading FML.... I have to remember that!
Queenie2014 11
Yeah. I wasn't even eating and I just threw-up a little.
NzaHaFML 13
I legitimately gagged.
ostfaiz 18
yaaaks..you need an acidic mouthwash now plus FYL
martialart1st18 19
I would want the top layer of the skin in my mouth to be completely gone!
junkman6 22
Gargle with bleach. Obviously the only solution.
Taink3765 6
@38 Eat a hot pocket
DARKDAY07 16
ohhh snap time for the listerine and seriously who puts ydi on this.....
10splayer 5
haha, does anyone ever really deserve to have crusty rat blood in their mouth?
badluckalex 23
sometimes people put ydi on accident, but there are some trolls
junkman6 22
Doing something completely idiotic to yourself... Yeah you deserved it for being completely idiotic. I mean everyone's done stupid things to themselves and we all know deep down we deserved the results.
1two3four5six 23
What, you've never made a mistake out of habit, #69?
junkman6 22
Umm yeah I have, I even said I had. You know the part where I said "we've all done stupid stuff to ourselves" .... But I still deserved it for being an idiot. To get philosophical on ya. If you can't admit you deserved it for being an idiot you'll probably stay an idiot.
AninOnin 24
I put YDI just because it should be common sense not to put a mouse trap on counter space or on your stove. Seriously, who wants a dead rodent where you prepare food?
Incognito_1924 17
At least your teeth should be squeaky clean.
StupidMonkey497 16
Pun intended?
cakefete2 31
Hey, OP, say "cheese".
shaymarie324 4
That pun was simply cheesy.
cakefete2 31
I'm sorry, it sounded pretty gouda in my head.
Jojohn0 23
Congratulations
AninOnin 24
Your pun just bleu my mind.
dingleberriet 11
Good protein at least...
OhWhoCares 42
Along with a couple of diseases?.... I'd rather eat a protein bar.
Almost_Positive 18
Iron*
warsun 27
That's gonna break some teeth
crushcrusher 33
still disgusting.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
That's not protein. That's disease.
Krbsmommy 8
Yum!
BlackFames 16
At least you didn't continue to brush.
jco1a 15
could of been worst he could of shitted on the toothbrush first
Almost_Positive 18
What the ****?
MrsPegg 45
11: since it was an old toothbrush used for cleaning, it quite possibly could have human feces on it. Yuck!
fsomelife 26
I'm pretty sure he meant the mouse, not OP...
MrsPegg 45
34: quite right. That's what I get for replying while tired. *facepalm* cant win em all.
reneetlovesyou 30
Well, 41, you still pointed out another valid thing so I'd say you still win.