Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
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Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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CarlyMarDry 16
Try to talk to her about it before you act.
Enslaved 38
Google Search : "Should I admit to my girlfriend that I found out she's a cheating hoe?". And have her find it on the computer.
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Comments (81)
CarlyMarDry 16
Try to talk to her about it before you act.
MeanBeagle 22
check your browser history to see what Google told her to do
1776487 18
no lol if shes cheating you dump her no questions asked
jjjoey4 15
Maybe it isn't what it looks like! Though sorry if she's cheating.
illusong 16
I agree, just cause she googled it doesn't mean 100% that she's cheating on you. It is a possibility but there are other possibilities like It might be for a friend or she might just be web surfing and some how got on that page.
cryssycakesx3 23
however, if it were a Google search, she wasn't just "web surfing" and happened to stumble upon it.
JayGatsby 25
I feel like this needs a follow up, because I am curious to know why OP is looking at his girlfriend's search history. This however does not excuse her for cheating, if she did in fact cheat on OP.
riffehunter 16
it doesn't mean he was snooping, Google gives you sugestions when you type, and it will also lost all or your searches in chronological order
Im2Shy 16
Talk to her. Just because she Googled it doesn't mean she actually cheated. She could be trying to help a friend that is in that situation. "One of your girlfriends" how many do you have?
muzak23 6
I think OP meant one of the searches.
Zomg_Okay 27
"One of my girlfriend's recent searches". Note how the meaning of the sentence completely changes when you don't cut half of it off. Also note that it's "girlfriend's" not "girlfriends". It isn't plural, it's referring to a search done by the girlfriend.
snowtiger27 8
"girlfriend's" with an apostrophe S. Meaning one of her searches.
neonmoon 5
I think he meant one of her google researches
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Reading comprehension. It be hard.
MeanBeagle 22
it actually would have been " girlfriends' " s then apostrophe to show its a plural possessive.
MeanBeagle 22
it actually would have been " girlfriends' " s then apostrophe to show its a plural possessive.
snowtiger27 8
*it's
Auromo 14
he meant one of his girlfriend's searches as possessive not plural.
thes7274473 19
That would be if he had multiple girlfriends and he was referring to one of their Google searches.
razoray9 22
How did this comment that needed one answer turn into a grammar war? Just wondering
brendirific 12
Ask her about it
dragonrider1959 18
Chances are if she sees a way to divert blame from herself she's going to lie and say she didn't cheat, because op have her the opening of a possibility that she didn't
HighasaCloud 46
So he can hear lies from her? Why the **** would he want to do that?
CallMeWindSock 24
Ouch. Well, you'd be better off without her.
Mynamewontfi 40
Just ask her about it. She might have googled it for someone else. Who googles something like that anyway?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
OP's girlfriend.
sempisaviour 17
^ No shit, horse-lock.
HoobidibooFox 11
I had something similar OP, my boyfriend (now ex) had googled "How to break up with my bipolar girlfriend", it turned out that it was from a while ago and he didn't even remember searching it. I'd ask her about it if I were you.
pjsr 33
And you believed that?!
Mauskau 36
Didn't even remember searching it? Sure...
britt1033 4
not everyone rememberes everything they search on Google. especially if it was a while ago. but the great thing these days is called computer history and you can see exactly when they did it :)
SideOfTheAngels 23
Talk to her first. It sucks to find something like that, but if you're lucky it could have been one of her friends...? It's unlikely but hey, who knows? Either way, that sucks. FYL.
Enslaved 38
Google Search : "Should I admit to my girlfriend that I found out she's a cheating hoe?". And have her find it on the computer.
MrConcise 35
Right below that search should be "proper muff punching technique" and "how to throw the *****'s shit out of my place in the meanest way possible".
Ichiya 29
Or under "how to hide a body properly"
12121314cm 8
Or "how to cut brake lines to make it look like an accident"
HarshD9619 34
Don't jump to any conclusions, she might've looked it up for her friend or sister. Talk with her OP, and I hope she wasn't cheating.
dawanjony 18
Dump her!!