Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
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Top comments
brettrb 18
That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.
BlackFames 16
You have bad customers...
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Comments (71)
Almost_Positive 18
If you catch someone, follow them home and pee on their carpet. That'll show 'em ಠ◡ಠ Actually it might be a bad idea.. It's best to stay off the sex offenders list
loathingloser 14
That was a lame attempt at a joke.
badluckalex 23
this guy must be new to fml.
Almost_Positive 18
I've been lurking for a long time. But yeah I'm pretty new to commenting. It was a lame attempt. I was having a weird ten minutes.
sterling1113 15
I like the faces you put in your comments though. :D so you have that going for you, which is nice.
Almost_Positive 18
^◡^ thank you
Simplyeatapples 15
That's gross, if you can't take it anymore maybe consider getting a new job?
Almost_Positive 18
It's not that easy to get a good job. I've looked at some grocery stores' pay, and some of it isn't bad. Not the best but not minimum wage either. Still, cleaning up other people's piss doesn't seem fun.
LaurenLo 17
It's gross, but luckily pee is sterile, unlike blood, which you can pick up diseases from. At least there's a little but of a bright side!
Articulation 12
They clearly spent a night on the piss.
10splayer 5
Third time in a week? Damn; must be near a college. Those bastards always find a way to piss people off.
mandymoo78 22
Time for a new job!
headofmedusa 15
At least it's not poop. You don't wanna go there, trust me.
martialart1st18 19
Why would someone pee in a store?
Mauskau 36
Are you sure it was piss and not just some spilled (insert name of your least favourite beer here)?
powelale0000 19
He's not sure but I bet he would love for you to check.
dabears1011234 27
Sounds like you have a pissy job... Anyone, no *climbs back under stone*
brendejafulable 41
when you gotta go you gotta go... right?