Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
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Top comments
brettrb 18
That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.
BlackFames 16
You have bad customers...
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Comments (71)
Witchylady 18
Maybe they got all excited about all the bottles of beer. I think you need a new job
worldclassrager 41
It looks like they had enough to drink already...or they can't think of what to buy and get pissed off literally
Steve95401 49
It's Miller Time!
loserman67 36
Thus once again proving the old adage, "You don't buy beer, you rent it."
Omegapi197 12
Sounds like your store has a poor security system.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Don't you have cameras. Catch the person doing it and report him/her to the authorities. 3 times is 3 way too many.
powelale0000 19
It's 5 o'clock somewhere
lilkity5244 6
Did u guys get some new beer ? Maybe they pissed themselves cuz they were so excited !!
lylecrocodile110 2
You're lucky that they didn't get....shitfaced.
1two3four5six 23
Urine a shitty line of work