Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML
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Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking customer carrying a very suspicious looking baby stroller with a blanket on top of it. Thinking they were shoplifting, I stopped them before they walked out of the store and snatched it. The attachable car seat came off and there really was a baby in there. A real live crying baby. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Today, I visited a friend’s house. He has a vast collection of Cartier bracelets. Being strapped for cash and starving, I stole one of them when he wasn’t looking, thinking he wouldn’t notice one missing. I went to pawn the bracelet. It’s fake. Rent’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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lindsaysue 4
Leave the baby in the car?
Ancarnia 0
if real babies worked that way, people would keep their receipts and try to return baby, bracelet, and partner (in some cases).
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Comments (150)
lightboyzsx 3
toss that bitch
chicuela 1
Do as I did..... Lock it in the bathroom drawer
Richisme 0
My solution involves a hammer :)
bellaaboo 0
I had to do that and the bracelet pretty much saved my life for a week. good luck without the bracelet
yowzerz 5
And this is why teens shouldn't get pregnant.
duhh10 0
its not teens only. some teens, yes. but many older people are just as irresponsible. I am 18 with an almost 4 month old and I take very good care of my son. I would never mistreat, nor neglect him. some people mature faster than others and it's a shame that all teen parents get judged based on how SOME teen parents act and treat their children, such as leaving them with their parents a lot and neglecting them all together.
jessicaaababy 8
haha awe i had to do that! it was horribleee, have funn :]
tony1522 0
take out the batteries
Snookums 0
rip its head off and shit down its neck. that will stop it crying...for Good
meus_bro 0
I had to do that in middle school... they gave me a crack baby. I just left the thing alone and I got the best grade in the class because it reported the least amount of neglect.
chelsealately 0
ohhh boyyy goodluck i hadbthat same thing "baby think it over" they gave us two bracelets tho like one was for a babysitter. just put it in the closet then tell ur teacher on monday im sure she'll let u do the project over.