Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML
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Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking customer carrying a very suspicious looking baby stroller with a blanket on top of it. Thinking they were shoplifting, I stopped them before they walked out of the store and snatched it. The attachable car seat came off and there really was a baby in there. A real live crying baby. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Today, I visited a friend’s house. He has a vast collection of Cartier bracelets. Being strapped for cash and starving, I stole one of them when he wasn’t looking, thinking he wouldn’t notice one missing. I went to pawn the bracelet. It’s fake. Rent’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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lindsaysue 4
Leave the baby in the car?
Ancarnia 0
if real babies worked that way, people would keep their receipts and try to return baby, bracelet, and partner (in some cases).
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Comments (150)
Mehness 0
Strangle it with something else then!
Cynnnnthia 0
haha suuuucks for you!
NickPortrayed 0
Yeah your life sucks, there is NO solution to your overwhelming problem.
dontgiveacrap 0
take the batteries out or bury it in a laundry basket. It IS only a doll.
crazeeazz 0
well you probably failed the class anyway, so you might as well put it where nobody will hear it. ydi for being so careless. i bet you'll make an awesome parent.
RedPillSucks 33
Exactly right.
lalala2589 0
Make sure to catch up on Teen Mom. Unless you know how to be a good mother by the time your 14 you will get a 26% like I did when I had it(: But I think you can restart it and shut it off. There should be one of this deep buttons for restarts.
purplepunk 0
#27 i got borderline abuse on mine dont know how and managed to pass the project with a b seems stupid to me but
jajaja47 0
I'd love to know how you lost it, considering I have that baby for my psych class right now & the bracelet is impossible to remove without actually cutting it off.
aback 5
Drop it off at a fire station or ER.
TheDrifter 24
Lol I thought that was only for little ****** too squeamish to kill the real thing. It's a doll op, toss it where you don't have to listen to it and tell your teacher you had an abortion.
hahaalolz 0
hahahaha! I lol'd at the abortion part lmao!
milo588 2
can you take the batteries out?
xFaust_fml 12
Do schools do that outside the US? I've only ever seen it on American TV shows, and well... it's just so freakin ridiculous... Ah well. I'm glad we don't do that in my country :) OP, you failed the class anyway, just smash the damn doll, or put it somewhere you can't hear it.
jajaja47 0
I live in Canada and we do it.